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Mans Dream Clock

If only it were real.

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spyvsspy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

spyvsspy

Hidden (Show Comment) -25 votes

811 days 1 hour ago...

why would it be a man's dream? Maybe for you lazy bastards out there taht has no life. I have much more to live for than to eat, sleep, fuck, like a pig.

Raissa : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Raissa

52 votes NegativePositive

811 days ago...

I'm a girl and I think that sounds pretty decent.

anotheraddict : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

anotheraddict

27 votes NegativePositive

809 days 21 hours ago...

Call me

silverknight : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

silverknight

12 votes NegativePositive

809 days 5 hours ago...

college is kinda like that... but add smoking

McPenis_Filet : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

McPenis_Filet

11 votes NegativePositive

783 days ago...

we only get to fuck that much?

tarik : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

tarik

14 votes NegativePositive

782 days 23 hours ago...

50 minutes til fuck

AnalAndy : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

AnalAndy

11 votes NegativePositive

782 days 23 hours ago...

gotta shit sometime

antinull.com : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

antinull.com

-2 votes NegativePositive

782 days 22 hours ago...

meh im not really THAT intrested in sex lol

TreeHumper : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

TreeHumper

2 votes NegativePositive

782 days 22 hours ago...

i was wondering where my clock went...

lawrpak : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

lawrpak

3 votes NegativePositive

782 days 21 hours ago...

alright! fuck-o-clock!

i_like_beans : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

i_like_beans

-2 votes NegativePositive

782 days 19 hours ago...

where's "spikedhumor"?

medic_h_88 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

medic_h_88

-2 votes NegativePositive

782 days 13 hours ago...

Not enough sleep...

porkpie66 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

porkpie66

1 votes NegativePositive

780 days 20 hours ago...

classic humor....

Happy camper : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Happy camper

0 votes NegativePositive

778 days 20 hours ago...

that my clock give it back iam going to change some stuff 50minues beat some pussy 10 break the it starts agian lol get in the program lol

Triple 6 : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

Triple 6

0 votes NegativePositive

778 days 7 hours ago...

fuck not enough sleeping, theres not enough drinking. and WAAAAAAAY to little fucking

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