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The other day I came home and was greeted by my wife dressed only in very sexy underwear and holding a couple of short velvet ropes. "Tie me up," she purred, "and you can do anything you want."

So, I tied her up and went golfing.

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  • posted by Scienott
  • Date 7/9/2005 4:27:24 PM
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Bling : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Bling

1 votes NegativePositive

1519 days 18 hours ago...

lol classic, here's another wife cum underwear joke. " I just to have a wife greet me in sexy lingerie at home, problem is she was coming home.

cooterboy067 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

cooterboy067

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1519 days 12 hours ago...

thats funny

ShAdEs : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

ShAdEs

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1504 days 10 hours ago...

Very funny, hope it wasn't american!

arrond : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

arrond

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1480 days 20 hours ago...

Pretty good that one, made me laugh

how many licks mr. owl? : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

how many licks mr. owl?

3 votes NegativePositive

1281 days 6 hours ago...

uhh thats in a golf magazine i get, so way to copy a copyrighted joke buddy

bethore26 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

bethore26

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1193 days 16 hours ago...

Why golfing?

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