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Hunter Kressel has an interesting view on the Macintosh computer.

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5/28/2006 7:37:40 AM

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Order_66 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1280 days 13 hours ago...

This guy is a fool. Macs rule!! If it's good enough for StarWars, it's good enough for you! (I'm a computer graphics guy btw)

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assmaster : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1280 days 13 hours ago...

It amazes me how sarcasm can completely escape so many viewers here in spikedhumor.

and it's ar epost.

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SPYDAMANN : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1280 days 13 hours ago...

i've always owned a PC, and wouldn't mind owning a MAC just to compare. But atleast you can run WINDOWS on MACS through a software known as Bootcamp.

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blazincaucasian : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1280 days 13 hours ago...

and there it is jumping around like a jack russell fucking terrior... lol good stuff

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Li'l b : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1280 days 12 hours ago...

Hahahaha "I can put it at the bottom, I can put it on the left, I can can put it on the right, but OOHH I can't put it at the top. That's reserved for the mighty blue apple" 5/5

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wbc1228 : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1280 days 12 hours ago...

haha
that was hilarious
BUT a mac can't be worse than a pc

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digtial_sounds : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

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1280 days 11 hours ago...

Very cool

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Nyx : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1280 days 11 hours ago...

I've used both. Macs suck. Totally right when he says you are sharing in the MAC experience. PC's are like those one in a million dogs that for the most part do everything you tell them instantly. Macs are like the dogs that failed their training courses at doggy day camp. Macs are so "user friendly" they are user proof. You can't get them to easily do anything you want them to! It's like pulling teeth.
Anyway! That was hilarious! "Jack Russel Fucking Terrier!" and "Use it as a boat anchor!" are my two favorites.

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venomhed : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1280 days 11 hours ago...

Order_66

"If it's good enough for Star Wars.."

What the fuck are you talking about? My brother works at LucasFilms and they use a proprietary Unix system on ALL computers there.

No windows, NO mac. All locked down, can't get shit onto or off of them. Very secure systems they have there and I'm a full on Windows IT guy. Oh btw, I converted my brother from Mac to Windows when Maya came over, about 7 years ago. Mac just got Maya what, 1.5 years ago?

Mac is for publishing, it has NO balls to do a render farm and doll out the insane amount of power to render any movie that Lucas Films does.

Care to share where you got your utterly BULLSHIT infor-fuciking-mation from?

PS - Your ass doesnt count.

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iceman1731 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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1280 days 11 hours ago...

Oh shit...he actually kicked the Imac and broke it lol. 5/5 for that. Is it possible that this is one of the greatest videos of all time, aside from bullet impacts of coarse.

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BlackCamaro420 : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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1280 days 11 hours ago...

Macs suck haha

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Dellian : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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1280 days 11 hours ago...

hah! that was gold, i have always hated macs... mainly cause the people are assholes and think they know everything about pc's.. well mac's

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VegaObscura : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1280 days 11 hours ago...

If you use bootcamp on a mac, does it stop the crashes that windows normally has?

I think macs and windows are pretty even. But linux is the ultimate. The only downside I've found to it is that its so hard to install. You can even have linux and windows on the same hard drive, for easy switching to gaming mode. But then again if bootcamp allows that, I think macs would have an advantage on windows. Unless of course windows has a program like this that simulates the mac.

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Vette : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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1280 days 11 hours ago...

Haha, so true...

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benwahballboy : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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1280 days 11 hours ago...

I work in film and currently have worked with the two best of PC vs Mac. The AMD x2 4800+ and the G5 Quad.

As far as which is easier to use, I go with Mac. But that's the point of the Mac.

As for which is a superior machine on paper, the Mac, again, but really you're comparing the power of a dual core vs the power of two dual cores. As for which makes more sense money wise, a PC.

The Quad I've been working with, including monitor, cost almost as much as a brand new Ford Mustang GT. The AMD box could've been purchased 7 times over for that much money and, as such, you could have a workstation and a 6 computer renderfarm for the same price.

As for which one is more stable, in the last two months I've had the Quad lock 6 times. Windows machine hasn't crashed once yet. Basically, if you know what you're doing with Windows you'll have a very stable system where as the Mac is advertised as "Get it and go." but in my experience, locks up more. Only thing I ever liked more about a Mac was one time in 1995 I got to work on a machine that had Risk on it.

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