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Why Macintosh Sucks

Hunter Kressel has an interesting view on the Macintosh computer.

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  • Date 5/28/2006 7:37:40 AM
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RanXston : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

RanXston

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1279 days 2 hours ago...

I hate it how most people say Macs suck just because they used a model at school or something like that. Macs that are available in public places are mostly used by people who have no clue what they are doing on it because they barely used one, so it pretty much f*cks up the computer, not to mention most aren't even OSX. Use a new model that someone owns and the experience will be way better. I used to hate Macs because the ones we had at school were like 10 years old and they were always crashing, then a friend of mine bought one and I laughed at him, until he brought it to school and used it in my face and even let me use it. My opinion totally changed and I bought myself an iBook. The applications are way better and my computer only crashed once and it wasn't really a crash its just that my battery was too low.

The best games are available on Mac and the only reason why they cost more its because they are released like 8 months later. The ones that cost exactly the same as PC games are those who are released at the same time, like the Blizzard games.

As for the only one button mouse, only Apple has the one button mouse, all the third party mouses, which 3/4 of them work on Mac and PC are 2 buttons and have a scroll wheel and you CAN right click. Now Apple released the Mighty Mouse which has 2 buttons, plus 2 on the sides, and a scroll ball.

I have both PC and Windows, I only use Windows for games, which I play very rarely, and for all the rest, I use my Mac. I'll never buy a Windows machine ever again, unless my job requires it, because I got sick of all the crashes, viruses, spyware and knowing that pretty much every program I use is available on Mac and if it isn't theres a better version available. The only thing I need for it to be complete is Guitar Pro, which the Mac version will be released June 5th.

It all comes down to what you're doing with your computer. If you're only going to play games, which in my opinion is better to buy a console because it will cost you a lot less and most games are on console anyways, get a PC. If you want to use it for work, graphics, music, video, get a Mac. Hell, you could just get a Macbook or Macbook Pro and install Bootcamp so you can install Windows on it to play PC games.

Frost Bight : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

Frost Bight

4 votes NegativePositive

1279 days 2 hours ago...

Beautiful...

I've been waiting for someone to do something like this!

chickenman : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

chickenman

8 votes NegativePositive

1279 days 1 hour ago...

I don't know what's wrong with mac computers.

Why?

Because I don't use one.

Why not?

Because NO industry leading software in my industry runs on it.

But thats the developers fault.

True. Maybe because Macintosh are too expensive and only offer their own proprietory peripherals which no one else is allowed to develop.

But having a Macintosh means you get the best not the cheap knock offs that the pc market has.

Also true but I want to build my PC the way I want, especially so that they don't look like artsy fartsy chicks toys.

Why do you hate macs?

Because they are shite. They are over priced, unsupported by industry, over hyped by the lunatic fringe that support them, non-customizable, not available on independent finance in my country, not on sale in my country, not supported by the retailers in my country (only by apple - which breaks the commerce laws here) and they are just soooo fucking ugly.

adamwolf : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

adamwolf

-3 votes NegativePositive

1279 days 1 hour ago...

^^ Ooh a question-talker.

Listen people, I like vanilla ice cream, but I don't make a big deal about it? They're just computers.

the midget : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

the midget

4 votes NegativePositive

1279 days 1 hour ago...

hahaha still makes me laugh after seeing it like 5 times. old, but good like Legions said.

John_t1 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

John_t1

5 votes NegativePositive

1279 days 1 hour ago...

And all those stories about people wishing they had a Mac. I'd love to show them this. PCs rule.

sum_guy : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

sum_guy

-4 votes NegativePositive

1279 days 1 hour ago...

REPOST!
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/
797/Crash_Different.html
its been up for quite a while now

importrx7 : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

importrx7

3 votes NegativePositive

1279 days 1 hour ago...

i've always wanted to do that with a mac

GH0STce11 : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

GH0STce11

3 votes NegativePositive

1279 days 1 hour ago...

like a Jack Russel Fucking Terrier!

awesome 5/5, long live windows!

denadi21shit : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

denadi21shit

Hidden (Show Comment) -10 votes

1279 days 1 hour ago...

i have used macintosh before i got a pc and i completly hate it so much
than when i got a pc i was so fucking happy when the window comes out and says wellcome i was yea and than when the icons and start meny appears and i sow how easy eas to use it i was like windows its the shit
till it crash after 2 houers from a virus ( i was like fucking pice off shit )
but i cant do anything cuz i like games and i have to have a pc that i have to install windows every 2 weeks cuz it crashes i have seen a new mac on the store it looks nice but to expensive for me so i have to stick with a pc for the moment but if mac go down in price and its equal to a pc im the first to get one cuz im sick of this windows shit every fucking day i have to send like 50 error messages to microsoft and it dosent seem they do anything about beside come out with a new windows like vista that its totally bullshit

priest2705 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

priest2705

7 votes NegativePositive

1279 days ago...

I confess to being a PC user, builder, gamer, total geek for the most part. I also confess to having nothing against Macs whatsoever. Back when Circuit City salesmen were commission, I solg quite a few of them. But, I do have a problem with the very vocal Mac users. Most aren't like this, but the ones that are tend to be smarmy, opinionated, elitist, and completely biased. They make all Mac users look bad.

The simple fact of the matter is that both machines have problems, neither is perfect. PCs are more powerful, more upgradeable, and have more programs available for their use, so God made them unstable as all hell. Macs are relatively stable, so He gave them other faults. We, as users, need to pick, choose, and shut the hell up. Be happy with your choice, don't be a missionary spreading the faith.

chickenman : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

chickenman

3 votes NegativePositive

1279 days ago...

"^^ Ooh a question-talker."

That kind of posting has a name! thanks Adamwolf - now i know what it's called I can start getting treatment for it.

Midknight : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Midknight

-6 votes NegativePositive

1279 days ago...

*R*E*P*O*S*T*

http://www.spikedhumor.com/a
rticles/797/Crash_Different.html

BigStrick454 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

BigStrick454

3 votes NegativePositive

1279 days ago...

SO...OLD...1/5


but I hate Mac so much so 5/5

adamwolf : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

adamwolf

7 votes NegativePositive

1279 days ago...

Who has learned something today?

chickenman has.

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