Three basketball players are shooting hoops: 2 white guys, and a black guy.
The game isn't going so well, so the white guy says, "If I miss this, I'm going to Hell." So he shoots, misses, and says, "Oh well," and vanishes in a tongue of flame.
The next guy says, "If I miss this I'm going to Hell." So he shoots, misses, says, "Oh well," and dissappears in a tongue of flame.
The black guy says, "If I miss this I'm going to Hell," So he shoots, misses, says, "Oh well," and dissapears in a tongue of flame to meet the 2 other guys and the Devil.
The Devil says, "I'll make a deal: if I cup your balls and they melt, you stay here forever. If they don't you go back to Earth."
The Devil cups the first white guys balls and they melt, so the white guy says, "Oh well," and walks in to Hell.
The Devil cups the second white guys balls and they melt, so the white guy says, "Oh well," and walks in to Hell.
The Devil cups the black guys balls, and they don't melt. The Devil, of course being quite frustrated says, "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!"
And the black guy says, "Silly Devil, chocolate melts in your mouth, not your hand!"
