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Bill Clinton's Airplane

One day Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Ralph Nader were in an airplane flying to Washington DC. As they were talking Ralph Nader brought up the point:

"If I threw this 1000$ bill out the window, I could make someone very happy."

"If I threw 10 $100 bils out the window I could make ten people very happy," Al Gore said.

Bill Clinton then said, "If I threw out 100 $10 bills out the window I could make one hundred people happy."

As the men were talking, the pilot soon interjected, "If I threw all of you out of the window, I would make millions of people VERY happy!"

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josey : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

josey

4 votes NegativePositive

922 days 12 hours ago...

if the plane crashed into the whitehouse and killed bush, it would make the world happy

ChocobonSquall : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ChocobonSquall

1 votes NegativePositive

922 days 11 hours ago...

^^^ HAHAHA!!!!

DARKNESS_FAllEN : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

DARKNESS_FAllEN

-1 votes NegativePositive

922 days 9 hours ago...

2/5 for typing 'where' instead of 'were' three times....
plus it wasn't funnny...
but mostly the first thing...

Ally_Cat : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Ally_Cat

1 votes NegativePositive

921 days 21 hours ago...

leave clinton out of it. make the joke about bush, then i'll laugh

PyroLee : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

PyroLee

1 votes NegativePositive

921 days 20 hours ago...

Seriously. Keep with the times, man....

naggytaggy : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

naggytaggy

1 votes NegativePositive

921 days 17 hours ago...

must have been a republican

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