One day Johny had to go to the bathroom. So he raised his hand and asked the teacher "Can I go to the bathroom?"
She said "No".
Then 5 mins later he raised his hand and said "Damn it I have to piss can I go to the bathroom."
She said "No not with that mouth."
She said "Now go to the corner and say your a,b,c's frontwords and backwords"
He went to the corner and said "a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z"
Then he said "z,y,x,w,v,u,t,s,r,q,o,n,m,l,k,j,i,h,g,f,e,d,c,b,a"
Then she said "Where is the p."
Lil Johny said "Running down my leg."