One day a little girl heard her dad call her mom a bitch and her mom called the dad a bastard. When she asked what the words meant they said they meant a boy and a girl.
Then she overheard her brother and his girlfriend call each other a slut and a whore. so she asked what they meant and he said they mean hats and coats.
Then she got off of school for thanksgiving she heard her dad say shit while he cut himself shaving and asked what it meant. He said it meant shaving cream.
She went down stairs and saw her mom cut herself and say fuck. she asked what it meant and the mom said it meant stuffing.
Then the doorbell rang she opened it and found the guests there.
She said to them,"Hello BITCHES and BASTARDS,may I take ur SLUTS and WHORES? My dad is upstairs wiping SHIT off his face and my mom is FUCKING the turkey!!!"
