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These are the best scenes from the aristocrats dvd in my opinion. For any of you who dont know what the aristocrats joke is i will put a link up in the comments that explains it. Hope you like it.

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5/1/2006 9:06:32 AM

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MANUTDFAN : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1305 days 13 hours ago...

http://www.thearistocrats.com/ this is the site that explains everything about the aristocrats joke

Dex : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1305 days 12 hours ago...

i have this DVD, i stopped watching 20 mins into it because they were talking to much crap about the joke and not getting into anything funny...

NecroMonkey : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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1305 days 9 hours ago...

Haha, the joke told by cards is brilliant, a fresh twist on the joke! And shouldn't the mime have gotten arrested for that?

Great clip! 5/5

thepowerofhat : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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1305 days 5 hours ago...

I still need to see this movie...

j78 : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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1305 days 4 hours ago...

Was a great fucking movie. Those are some of the best clips for sure, though I'd have loved to see Bob Saget's version, that one was great.

sftf : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1303 days 17 hours ago...

Hank azaria's telling is the best

zacscott77 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1303 days 16 hours ago...

Put up the one with the guy who does the Christopher Walken impression.

IrOnFiSt : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1303 days 14 hours ago...

Pleeaaaassseee Pleeeeaaassee put the joke told by George Carlin the great!!!

CplDwayneHicks : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1303 days 13 hours ago...

South Park version kicks ass!!!

elmsters : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

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1303 days 12 hours ago...

Yep, George Carlin and the Christopher Walken impression are the best tellings, although the screechy guy (Gilber Godfried?) is also pretty funny.

ThizzleWashington : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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1303 days 2 hours ago...

the south park version is the Funniest Shit

Tristan : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

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1302 days 7 hours ago...

My favorite is the Sarah Silverman segment

wr3ck #4 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1300 days 4 hours ago...

hahahahaha the mime was brilliant

egoisoverated : LVL 10: VP 1.9: said:

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1265 days 7 hours ago...

Never thought I would ever be entertained by a mime, but there it is

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