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A Japanese woman called in the police after a hitman she paid to kill her lover's wife failed to carry out the job.

The 32-year-old Tokyo woman was arrested Wednesday for incitement to murder, the Daily Yomiuri newspaper said Friday. The woman contacted a private detective through a Web site last November and paid him 1 million yen in cash to murder her love rival, the paper said.

The 40-year-old detective accepted the money and suggested he could carry out the job by chasing the victim on a motorcycle and spraying her with a biological agent in a tunnel.

Police also arrested the private detective and found the alleged target safe and well, the paper said.

What a complete dumb ass...

:: Anathema ::

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  • Date 9/18/2005 4:50:47 PM
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ryanistheryan : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

ryanistheryan

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1160 days 14 hours ago...

lol and i thought all japanese ppl were smart...

Anathema : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Anathema

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1160 days 14 hours ago...

Yeah, this lady clearly has some issues.

HitmanJustin : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

HitmanJustin

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1160 days 14 hours ago...

hahah u thought japanese people were smart? haha thats a goodun.. there the exact opposite.. and about the hitman stuff if you want someone dead get a real hitman not sum stupid private detective haha but this is funny to read none the less

GoneMad- : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

GoneMad-

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1160 days 12 hours ago...

spray her with some "biological agent"? hmm... sounds kinky

Anathema : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Anathema

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1160 days 10 hours ago...

What's the world coming to when you can't even trust a paid hitman???

LikwiD9 : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

LikwiD9

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1160 days 10 hours ago...

I would have took her money and fled the country...

XangerX : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

XangerX

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1160 days 9 hours ago...

Fled the country with your whopping $8,981.23, cuz that's all 1 million yen is
worth. Or for you canadians 10,609.60 canadian dollars. maybe for about 1
billion yen sweetheart. No wonder she went to a private detective, all the real
hitmen probably turned her down.

Betons : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Betons

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1160 days 8 hours ago...

Lol boys do you really think hitmen exist? Did you see it on news? do you play too many video games? are you a hitman? rofl. Youd believe anything you watch on tv.

Gisa : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Gisa

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1160 days 4 hours ago...

I bet there are hitman...hard to find but for the right price, people will do almost anything.

Too bad for this silly gal. She should have just dated me instead (if she was hot :D ). Still, not very bright is she...?

MixxieTheDudePixie : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

MixxieTheDudePixie

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1160 days 1 hour ago...

Betons, hitmen DEFENITLY exist... Do you live in a big city?
Cause in most big cities hitmen ARE actively doing their job.
But indeed hitmen do NOT, I repeat, NOT work for 'inviduals' such as this lady and especially NOT for that sum of money.
Most hitmen solely operate for the mafia.

Here in Amsterdam a lot of mafia are killed by pro-hitmen, the far majority of them are from the Former-Yugoslavia (mostly Bosnian and Serbian).

This is the way it goes:
Their 'appointments' are made via a contact-person (so the person that gives the assignemnt NEVER meets the hitman in person) who arranges a weapon 'freshly' transported to country/city. In case of Holland the weapon is usually smuggled in via Rotterdam-Harbour or Schiphol Amsterdam Intl. Airport.
The weapon is usually picked up by some 'runner' who delivers it to the hitman.
The hitman is usually flown in by plane at 'exact' time-schedules, he picks up the weapon from the runner and executes his mission, he then immidiatelly leaves the country... usually within 1 to 4 hours after the mission has been carried out.

They are payed in advance and they ask bizarre amounts of money and noone knows who they are. And like I said, they operate with exact time-schedules, if something, ANYTHING interfears: they abort the mission.
That IS the truth, cause I know people that work for the Intelligence Service (who ofcourse are occupied with this).

-Mark- : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

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1159 days 17 hours ago...

rofl Beton has been owned by mixxie

hold on i might aswell be a hitman and then just run away with the money hoping they will call the police that their hitman wont do the job :D easy money

Crimson_Death : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Crimson_Death

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1159 days 16 hours ago...

Yeh, seriously she is a dumbass.

assmaster : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

assmaster

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1159 days 13 hours ago...

Again, a whole country shows how lame it is compaired to the USA. Dumb oriental.

mcggy573 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

mcggy573

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1159 days 13 hours ago...

There are hitmen everywhere... in streetgangs they can be called "strikers", but really if your a regular person where do you find these professional killers? Come on it's not as if there are migrant hitmen waiting at the Home Depot.

WORMSS : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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1159 days 13 hours ago...

dont know about killing people
but as long as i give my friend some petrol money and some money for duty free fags [cigs to u americans] he will hop over to france and hit my friends Ex-Boy friends..
now thats a HIT man :)

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