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The Real Santa Clause

I know it isn't even close to the holiday season but I had to post this. Santa Claus is actually a demon who lost a bet with an Angel, so he becomes the giver of toys and happiness. But when the bet is off, he returns to his evil ways.

posted by Tripodious
4/26/2006 1:05:09 AM

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soulifier : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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1312 days 14 hours ago...

goldberg owns always!!

famousguitars : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1312 days 14 hours ago...

what the hell is this wonderful slughter from ? TV show? Movie?

Tripodious : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1312 days 14 hours ago...

It's from a movie called Santa's Slay.

http://imdb.com/title/tt0393685/

Can post more clips if interested. Stumbled upon it by accident and boy is it a great movie.

famousguitars : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1312 days 13 hours ago...

plz do!

has anyone ever heard the song "the night santa whent crazy"(extra gory version) by "weird AL" ? well that clip reminded me so much of that song.

AhumbleKnight : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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1312 days 12 hours ago...

^ yes I have, and your so right. Funny clip and great song.

rathersmoothe : LVL 9: VP 1.8: said:

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1312 days 11 hours ago...

He can't be all bad. He shut Fran up!

SrVnDaNk : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1312 days 6 hours ago...

"I've been good! THUNK" LOL I have to rent this movie.

USMC~John : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1311 days 8 hours ago...

R O F L daggers to hands for teh win!

hmphone : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

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1311 days 7 hours ago...

GOOOOLLDBERG!!! GOOOOLLDBERG!!

Legions : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1311 days 7 hours ago...

heh

Makomune : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1311 days 7 hours ago...

lol that kid though he was the shit and got a kick in the chest! LOL! nice.

Mordengaard : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1311 days 6 hours ago...

Any clip where a small annoying yappy dog gets kicked, put through a fan, and then dropped into a fireplace gets 5/5 from me. If only I could vote six times for all the rest!

princhr791 : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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1311 days 4 hours ago...

I was wondering who that was.....I knew I knew the voice, and manorisms, but I just couldnt place it.

stinger7491 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1311 days 1 hour ago...

that goldberg? awsome..... he kicks ass......spear!!!!!!! then again...his voice and eyebrow movements are unmistakeable

PogMoThon : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

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1310 days 23 hours ago...

good luck renting it...its a hard find...blockbuster doesnt carry it in many stores and when it does its only one copy. BUY THE BITCH OFF THE NET! The entire movie is like the worst b movie in history...santas reindeer is actually a friggin bison...nobody seems to notice tho...kicks major ass and funny all the way through! 5/5

Robdor : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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1310 days 22 hours ago...

hehe it's like postal 2

tony : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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1310 days 20 hours ago...

wow that movie was full of known actors its wierd oO

SilverHart : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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1310 days 11 hours ago...

Nice....i should hire goldberg to come over to my place and take care of those fucken door to door sales people...bastards

bmick05 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

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1310 days 9 hours ago...

"I've been good!" WHACK. haha, lmao. great scene I am going to have to buy this movie

btw, fuck you all for ruining the suprise of santa being goldberg!

Jimmy the Saint : LVL 4: VP 1.3: said:

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1310 days 1 hour ago...

fuckin goldberg! fran! chris kattan! JAMES CAAN! SONNY FUCKING CORLEONE! DUDE!

Grimlok : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1309 days 5 hours ago...

OWNED!!!

sengaija : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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1251 days 5 hours ago...

he killed nanny fine.
5/5

obcrip : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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1206 days 5 hours ago...

i wanna see this

theonlyoneme : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1181 days 16 hours ago...

holy shit thats one santa im glad i never stayed up for hahaha , shit i woulda been toast cuz i had just regular chocolate chip cookies out for him

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