He must have been stoned off his ass but this show actually did exist in the early 1990's... and this atrosity was called "HammerMan," a crime fighting MC with talkin super-shoes..... All i have to say is "Why?"
oh and if any1 cares the lyrics are as follows, "Hammerman, Hammer, Hammerman, Hammer. Whenever there's a crime, some crooks are gonna' do time. They all better beware, 'cause the Hammerman will be there. Here's how it started, (Talk!) a long time ago... The legend of the Hammer, and, how it began to grow. He was given magical shoes from a hip-hop motown dude. Together they had power, they stood up for what was right; but Gramps was gettin' old, and he couldn't keep up the fight. (Right!) So Gramps and his granddaughter, they went out on the road. (Searchin'!) To find a man they knew could care, who was worthy of the load. They met a guy named Stanley, who was dancin' every night. He helped the kids play every day, his heart was out of sight! So Gramps opened up the bag, and took out the magical shoes. He set them on the ground, and they soon began to groove. (Hype!) The shoes knew at once they had finally found their man. They hopped right on his feet and he became Hammerman! Hammerman! Hammer! Hammerman! Hammer! Hammerman! Hammer! Hammerman! Hammer! (Aww Yeah!)"