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These guys are tired of being woken up on the weekend by pesky religious nuts.

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4/5/2006 7:13:37 PM

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Volcon : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

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1301 days ago...

third time i've posted this... religious people scare me

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Soundwave : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

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1285 days 16 hours ago...

Bullshit! It's so fake, it's faker than fake. It's just retarded.

Poster is a moron, those people aren't Mormons. Oh and mormons do believe in hell.

To all you mormon haters: Please, give it up. You're gonna hate a religion that's nice to everybody. You're gonna call it a cult but it's no more a cult than Catholicism or Judaism.

As for Jareardy: Your first comment is a common mistake that people make when trying to defame mormonism. When they talk about the people having dark "skin", it doesn't mean their actual skin. It's a reference to the feeling you get when you look at them. Call it a dark 'aura' or something, in the same way that angels might have a 'glow' about them.

Also, who cares if the Book of Mormon is changed? Mormons believe that the head of the religion (the Prophet) is pretty much talking with god, so why can't new information be passed down?

Why is Moroni an Angel instead of a God? Could be any number of reasons, maybe he wants to be an angel to be a messenger for the people, maybe he is a god, who knows? Maybe go ask someone from the church that very question.

As far as the Word of Wisdom thing, I've never actually read that, but you have to understand that a large part of the religion is Freedom of Choice or "Free Agency". Basically that yes, there's all these rules and stuff, but it's your choice to follow them or not. It's not like you're going to go to hell if you eat meat.

Also, it may be a rule that has been outdated. Some of the rules (like the one about allowing multiple wives) were only in place for specific reasons. Not eating meat may have been about avoiding having raw meat around during the pioneer times when it could easily go bad. The whole 'multiple wives' thing was only during the pioneer times when women needed men to protect them, cause their husbands died or there were more women than men or whatever. That rule was discontinued a long time ago because it was no longer necessary, it's only radical splinter groups who hold that tradition.

And wr3ck you're retarded. Those were not Mormons because a) they didn't have nametags (missionaries always do), b) it was a man and a woman, when missionaries are always either 2 men or 2 women, no mixes, c) they were talking about some stupid get-together, I never heard of that kinda stuff, d) it's clearly a FAKE fucking video, they were all acting, badly, e) missionaries go through a lot of training before they actually go knocking on doors, so they know how to talk to people and deal with idiots.

Anyone who believes this is real needs to put a helmet on so they don't hurt themselves.

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alexander_kaan : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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1277 days 11 hours ago...

its not that we hate mormons. its that we hate morons taht are called mormons for waking u up at fucking 8 a.m on a fucking sunday cuz they feel like if im up doing sh!t u beter get up too.
if they come around at 3 p.m ill open the door and close it 6 seconds later again.

and why do mormons and all the other religous ppl that come at your dooor dont understand that if ppl are interested in god and all they would go to church if they are at home that means they dont give a crap.

and the problem is they dont get the message if a white male comes up my door and i sey get the fuck out of here.(im black) they send a black dude over, asif that would change my opinoin cuz well hes black im black fuck i should be a mormon, it dont work like that ppl.

GET THE MESSAGE IF U COME NEAR MY DOOR AL U CAN EXPECT IS A TAZER GUN ILL PAY THE MEDICAL BILL SO PLZ DONT SHOW UP I GOT BETTER STUFF TO DO!!!!

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nova1999 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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1274 days 10 hours ago...

guess they don't beleive in turning the other cheek. Should have pulled the tough guy in the house and beat him wouldn't have been illegal either the way he was acting.

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vandryeyev : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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1273 days 14 hours ago...

A hell bound 5/5

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Supernaut : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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1271 days 14 hours ago...

this is fake, but when I pretend it's real I find it very amusing.

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Joner : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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1270 days 4 hours ago...

Yay assault

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INSANEPOOKIE : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1259 days 2 hours ago...

Amusing stuff.
I've heard those door knockers say some pretty rude stuff before they thought we were in ear range and instantly put on their happy face 15ms before we opened the door.

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DaBigK : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

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1249 days 20 hours ago...

Just because you don't like what someone else is saying, does not mean you should poke fun at them. You just have to slam the door in thier face and be done with it. They believe that they are doing the right thing and being mean to them is something that you should not do. These were Jahovas witenesses, not mormons (mormons are either guy/guy or girl/girl).

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freakzilla : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

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1247 days 5 hours ago...

They're Jehovah's Witnesses, not "Mormans" [sic]

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cog : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

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1238 days 18 hours ago...

probably not real. but funny if it is.

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moe.666 : LVL 3: VP 1.2: said:

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1228 days 10 hours ago...

loll

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farc : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

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1198 days 11 hours ago...

RELIGIOUS PEOPLE GONE WILD!! that the funniest shit ive seen, those fuckers desrve it, coming to your house early morning and waking you up!
great shit!

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Piggy : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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1182 days 1 hour ago...

classic

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neogex : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

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1061 days 17 hours ago...

those are freaking annoying jehova's wittnesses, lol!~ the guy on the tie got pissed! xD lol!

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