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This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. This was a huge wedding with over 300 guests. After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage and took the microphone to talk to the crowd. He said that he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's families for coming and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a fabulous reception.

To thank everyone for coming and bringing gifts and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift from just him. Taped to the bottom of everyone's chair (even the chairs of the wedding party) was a manila envelope. He said that was his gift to everyone, and told everyone to open their envelopes.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man having sex with the bride. (He had gotten suspicious of the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them weeks prior to the wedding.) After he stood there and watched the people's reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said ''F--- you !'' he then turned to the bride and said ''F--- you !'' and then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said..... ''Thanks, I'm out of here.''

He had the marriage annulled first thing that Monday morning. While most of us would have broken off the engagement immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with it anyway as if nothing was wrong.

His revenge:
1) Making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception.
2) Letting everyone know exactly what did happen.
3) And best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of all of their friends, their parents, brothers, sisters, grandparents, nieces and nephews, etc.... Ya gotta love this guy.

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miguelito : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

miguelito

7 votes NegativePositive

964 days 11 hours ago...

lmao, that guy's clever
5/5

VegaObscura : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

VegaObscura

5 votes NegativePositive

964 days 10 hours ago...

Yes he is. 5/5

spyvsspy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

spyvsspy

Hidden (Show Comment) -47 votes

964 days 10 hours ago...

he's a jerk, it's a good thing he didn't marry the bride. Don't know what this stupid asshole is capable of. No wonder the bride cheated on him. He is such an asshole.

Vince_Noir : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Vince_Noir

17 votes NegativePositive

963 days 21 hours ago...

i'd say that was much better than doing it privatly and ending it,

Yazz : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Yazz

3 votes NegativePositive

963 days 20 hours ago...

Sounds a bit like Much Ado About Nothing by Shakespeare. Of course, the guy hadn't found real proof of the affair, he just got tricked by his friend's bastard of a brother.

Same idea, anyhow.

Ally_Cat : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Ally_Cat

0 votes NegativePositive

963 days 20 hours ago...

funny, and i would've done the same to any man, but still a little immature. why cost the in-laws money when it wasn't their fault??

Natz : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Natz

5 votes NegativePositive

963 days 19 hours ago...

I was expecting a priceless in there.

anko963 : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

anko963

-1 votes NegativePositive

963 days 10 hours ago...

justice is blind....or whatever

nerovamp : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

nerovamp

1 votes NegativePositive

962 days 10 hours ago...

heard this somewhere else before but i loved it then and i love it now 5/5.

REDSTACHE : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

REDSTACHE

1 votes NegativePositive

962 days 9 hours ago...

NICE

conrad : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

conrad

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961 days 21 hours ago...

ths was not a joke it was a lammmmmmm storey

Shadow100x : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Shadow100x

0 votes NegativePositive

961 days 13 hours ago...

conrad, go back to school and learn to spell the word *lame* then come back and post some more stupid things.....at least then you'd make more sense to us!!!! DUMBASS!!!

elcidcampeon : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

elcidcampeon

5 votes NegativePositive

961 days 11 hours ago...

Poetic fucking Justice.

ErzengelAusTod : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

ErzengelAusTod

2 votes NegativePositive

961 days 7 hours ago...

That is great, i would do no less in that situation

sayapone : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

sayapone

0 votes NegativePositive

960 days 6 hours ago...

haha!!!

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