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Researchers from the southern province of Guangdong, China this weekend, have found the holy grail of evolutionist. They have uncovered the bones the missing link between man and woman. The 13 million year old specimen known as Manshe, was found in a limestone cave some 15 meters under ground.

The missing link that bridges man and woman together was found by the Chinese research team headed by Hu Majong, of Guangzhou University. “This is an extraordinary find for the whole scientific world. It is the answer to the question that has eluded us for so long, until now,” said Hu Majong, one of the research team members who found the remains of Manshe. Suke Love, also of the research team stated, “For years people have been saying, man is from Mars and woman is from Venus. Well it turns out both are from one common ancestor.”

Manshe is believed to come from the Miocene Epoch, which is about 20 million to 5.5 million years ago. A bipedal creature that was the mother and father of the entire human race that was asexual. It stood nearly 2 meters tall and weighed about 80 kilograms. The breast of the creature was somewhat larger than what a typical primate would have, and was lacking external sexual organs all together. It was found with remnants of what appear to be some clothes and primitive tools were found in the cave as well.

“Upon further studies we hope to gather clues to why there are men and women” said, Hu.

Scientists think the creature lived after the lesser apes went their own evolutionary way, but before the great apes began their own diversification into different forms such as orangutans, gorillas, chimps and, of course, humans.

“The interesting part to us here, is the further diversification of humans into man and woman. Why over time did we evolve into men and women? There must have been a good reason, such as survival of the species. Our asexual predecessor would certainly survive just fine in our current time, so what caused this evolution of humans?” Hu also warned that this a new find and everything known as of yet is only preliminary. “Who knows what we will learn as time passes.”

Other scientists working on fossil apes were delighted by the discovery. But not all were convinced by the conclusions drawn by the Guangzhou researchers. Professor Matt Damon of the University of East London said, “As many as 100 different ape species roamed the Old World, from France to China in Eurasia and from Kenya to Namibia in Africa. Do you really expect me to believe that in southern China our ancestor was the equivalent of a Bangkok he/she? This is absolutely disturbing that they can even get this rubbish published.”

“I do understand this discovery will create some tension among paleontologist, but it is credible,” said, Lon Dong, a student at Guangzhou University. Other students at the university have showed support for their schools finding by wearing Manshe shirts.

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Fuzzylogic (Admin) : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Fuzzylogic

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965 days 2 hours ago...

"man is from Mars and woman is from Venus."
Since when has that been scientific evidence? This missing link is pointless, it is like saying "we still haven't proved if the apple is related to the tree it grows on."

eyespy : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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965 days 1 hour ago...

that's so stupid. no sexual organs. ok, how would it reproduce? by osmosis or "budding" off of its head or something? "men" and "women" have a common ancestor. ha. that's like saying that apples and slightly more red apples are very different species, and just -happened- to end up so entwined on a day to day basis. asexual reproduction isn't common (or even present) among creatures larger than really tiny bugs and snails. it's bad for genetic stability / diversity if everyone just clones themselves.

i shake my androgynously small fist at this.

|W|anted : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

|W|anted

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965 days 1 hour ago...

HOAX!

|W|anted : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

|W|anted

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965 days 1 hour ago...

I mean, just look at the names 8) "Majong", "Suke Love", "MAN-SHE", Professor Matt Damon? "Lon' Dong"

Lol 8)

TK-421a : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

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965 days ago...

I sense something. A presence I've not felt since........

.......since the creationists jumped on the last religiously threatening thread and had spasms.

If this was an April fool gag then you're too late. I notice you provide no link either.

However even if it is a joke; an asexual common ancestor is in fact NECCESSARY FOR EVOLUTION. We started as single proteins after all. Very long way to go before you have gender. Self reproducing organisms had to exist first. Even today we have people born as hermaphrodites - showing that male and female dna still get mixed up on occasion. And before anyone says it - yes I know hermaphrodites can't reproduce. That doesn't change the existance of their genitalia though.

khahn4 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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964 days 23 hours ago...

wtf was the point of this article. youre a day late spikedhumor

SensiBreeze : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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964 days 22 hours ago...

this makes no sense. I thought we were looking for the link between our ape like ancestors and us humans. not between man and woman. men and woman are of teh same fucking genus, family and species and therefore have a common ancestor (meaning a group of ancestors that were also male and female and NOT one sad little freak that fucked itself and created the human species).



I request this article be removed asap, there cannot be any truth to it
speculation should be reserved for comments and not for articles

|W|anted : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

|W|anted

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964 days 22 hours ago...

Lol, owkay, everyone who thinks this article has one bit of truth or questions it, is a certified retard 8)

TK-421a, hermaphrodites have nothing to do with a common asexual ancestor, they are just a product of genetic malfunctions during the course of their development, just plain statistics. If you want to find a asexual ancestor, you'll have to go back untill we were one cellular organisms, and still! We didn't go a very long way to develop sexual reproduction.
Even microbes have a form of sexual reproduction they apply during harsh conditions, this is to get a genetic mixup to reproduce beter suitable offspring! Excuse me for saying this, but what you were claiming is one huge pile of steaming bullshit.

assmaster : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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964 days 20 hours ago...

I love it, they find a friggen skeleton, then they can assert that they know for fact it had no external sexual organs. Last time I checked - men and women don't have any bones in their sexual organs....

hahajohnnyb : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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964 days 20 hours ago...

TK, you've got to be the most ignorant person ever to visit this site. Next to you even Alex looks like a rocket scientist. What were you home schooled by red diaper doper babies or something?

TK/421 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

TK/421

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964 days 19 hours ago...

Shouldn't you be pushing boulders? Do you like the new red, white and blue look btw?

Anyway it's not you I wanna respond to. |W|anted, will you do me a favour? Read what you just posted and the RE-READ what I said. You basically AGREED with me.

Lunite129 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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964 days 18 hours ago...

It's Elton John's ancestor.

gecko111389 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

gecko111389

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964 days 11 hours ago...

the ninja turtles are freakin amazing

PURE_YZ : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

PURE_YZ

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964 days 10 hours ago...

who taught them to be ninja team?

Bird_Catcher : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Bird_Catcher

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964 days 10 hours ago...

PORK CHOP SANDWICHES!!!

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