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Legalized Marijuana?

Marijuana, the gateway drug that has welcomed so many unsuspecting souls into a drug induced hell, is once again up for vote on whether or not it should be legalized. It has gone up for vote in many cities and many states, but as of yet not on a national level. Sadly some cities, and yes, even some states have allowed this drug to be legalized. Who is voting this stuff in?

It cannot be a bunch of degenerate slackers, who are more preoccupied with playing hacky sack and eating mayonnaise than voting. So I suspect it is only the liberal Left that is seeking to undermine our countries ethics and values. What is next for our country? Perhaps we can legalize bestiality in public places?

Pot has the following side effects: trouble remembering things, heart palpitations. sleepiness, anxiety, bad decisions, obesity, paranoia (feeling that people are “out to get you”), altered time perception, and that is just the tip of the iceberg.

Marijuana also has been shown to be a key factor in why teens choose to be gay. Toking homosexuals are 9 times more likely to contract the HIV virus than non-"reefer" smoking heterosexuals. It also tends to lead to smoking cigarettes, which can cause lung cancer. Studies show that when rats exposed to radiation were given "dank", they STILL got cancer and died shortly after. So that blows away the myth that pot has any medicinal value for cancer sufferers. Nine out of ten subjects that smoked "grass" on a regular basis (approximately one “joint” a month), became impotent and developed Erectile Dysfunction.

One side effect of marijuana use that I do like is jail time for all who use it. And that is why we must continue to strike down any attempt by the liberal left to push their drugs and hippy agenda upon us, by continually voting NO to any idea of allowing this substance to be made available to our children. It is an illegal drug that destroys young people’s minds, their relationships with friends and family, and in some cases has led to suicide of first time users.

We must stand strong as a nation to protect our most valuable asset, our children. Vote to keep illegal drugs illegal.

  • Lucias
  • posted by Lucias
  • Date 3/21/2006 3:19:29 AM
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ArchAngelofChina : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

ArchAngelofChina

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1189 days 11 hours ago...

1. Pot is not a gateway drug...Me, My mother, My Father, and my Sister all smoke...we have never and will never try other drugs since unlike dumbass americans...we can read.
2. Pot is not addictive physically..it is mentally you become dependant of marijuana in your daily life...you can quit whenever you want too (see me i've quit just to prove you can...and then i moved to china where i cant smoke period..i still consider myself a pothead however)
3. Pot is a prescribed treatment for cancer patients and arthritis patients (see my grandfather who never smoked till he couldn't open and close his hands...2 joints later..he felt much better lol..or my aunt who went through kemo and couldnt hold down any food unless she smoked..thus keeping her from dying since an imaciated person will easier succumb to the effects of cancer even with the kemo.)
If your a christian...guess what..Jesus smoked...(That is both a historical fact..and there is documented evidence..) Plus up until the Americans decided tobacco and pulp based paper was the better money maker..pot was legal...it was also used in religion to create that "awe inspired" belief in god..rather than a monotone recital...ie the cathoics used it..the muslims still do...the judaism still does...buddhism does...and hindu/sikh (apoligize for mispelling)... In Conclusion...Fuck America's propaganda concerning marijuana...ohhh and asfor pot making you gay...yaaahhh righhhttt...pot makes girls horney and guys last longer..sure..that makes you very very gay..if your lesbian... (My 5'6 115lb HOT AS HELL chinese GF agree's with me totally by the way)

Ohh by the way..I teach at a uni..yes im a lazy slacker since im suppose to teach only 1 course with over 1500 students..perhaps its my 148 IQ or that i smoked a fat blunt before my provincial exams and got 98% (see 2nd highest mark in my province)...hrmm..I wonder if pot has helped my life...wait no i dont..i know it did...and no im not chinese..I live in China..im acutally from Vancouver, BC, Canada and am so white i make casper the friendly ghost look black....thus the hot chinese gf muwahahahaha.
So what do you do for a living Lucias...work at the quickstop..or the video store nextdoor..

kayam93 : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

kayam93

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1183 days 18 hours ago...

I would like to see verifiable data proving the claims you make. I'll bet you can't come up with any.

Lucias : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Lucias

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1058 days 21 hours ago...

HAhahah I do not know which story is more believable, my parody, or the "uni teacher"'s......And yeah I work at a quickstop.

Krenoq : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Krenoq

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1045 days 8 hours ago...

haha, The author is a funny guy. Does anyone actually believe enough of this to write an article that isn't sarcastic? If you do you should check your facts and your self into the denial hotel.

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