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Legalized Marijuana?

Marijuana, the gateway drug that has welcomed so many unsuspecting souls into a drug induced hell, is once again up for vote on whether or not it should be legalized. It has gone up for vote in many cities and many states, but as of yet not on a national level. Sadly some cities, and yes, even some states have allowed this drug to be legalized. Who is voting this stuff in?

It cannot be a bunch of degenerate slackers, who are more preoccupied with playing hacky sack and eating mayonnaise than voting. So I suspect it is only the liberal Left that is seeking to undermine our countries ethics and values. What is next for our country? Perhaps we can legalize bestiality in public places?

Pot has the following side effects: trouble remembering things, heart palpitations. sleepiness, anxiety, bad decisions, obesity, paranoia (feeling that people are “out to get you”), altered time perception, and that is just the tip of the iceberg.

Marijuana also has been shown to be a key factor in why teens choose to be gay. Toking homosexuals are 9 times more likely to contract the HIV virus than non-"reefer" smoking heterosexuals. It also tends to lead to smoking cigarettes, which can cause lung cancer. Studies show that when rats exposed to radiation were given "dank", they STILL got cancer and died shortly after. So that blows away the myth that pot has any medicinal value for cancer sufferers. Nine out of ten subjects that smoked "grass" on a regular basis (approximately one “joint” a month), became impotent and developed Erectile Dysfunction.

One side effect of marijuana use that I do like is jail time for all who use it. And that is why we must continue to strike down any attempt by the liberal left to push their drugs and hippy agenda upon us, by continually voting NO to any idea of allowing this substance to be made available to our children. It is an illegal drug that destroys young people’s minds, their relationships with friends and family, and in some cases has led to suicide of first time users.

We must stand strong as a nation to protect our most valuable asset, our children. Vote to keep illegal drugs illegal.

  • Lucias
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  • Date 3/21/2006 3:19:29 AM
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Goldstein : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Goldstein

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1347 days 6 hours ago...

You people lose at life.

Sk8in time : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

Sk8in time

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1347 days 5 hours ago...

say no eh? well i have one thing to say to you...


FUCK YOU!


smoking weed is bad! well so is using the same water bottle over again because you can get cancer from the plastic. so lets make water bottles illegal. look dude nobody gives a damn if they make weed legal or not and neither should you. dont make a big fus about it you dont smoke it you dont have a problem... why ruin other fun...

douche

blong : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

blong

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1347 days 4 hours ago...

Legalizing Marijuana would have an adverse effect on the profits of the alcohol industry.

The alcohol industry has a powerful lobby.

They will also back and contribute finances towards promoting an anti-drug message.

Gore_Fiend : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Gore_Fiend

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1347 days 4 hours ago...

"Toking homosexuals are 9 times more likely to contract the HIV virus than non-"reefer" smoking heterosexuals."

What the hell does that have to do with anything, sounds like the author of this "message" is trying to find an excuse to not be gay

SObscured : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

SObscured

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1346 days 22 hours ago...

I really hope that this is a parody, or sarcastic article. A lot of good comments in the mix, too. Gives me some reading for tonight.

Remember kids: altered states of reality are GOOD. It's the "muise" in "music".

Harry Pothead : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Harry Pothead

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1346 days 22 hours ago...

Dude, that was the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

thanks

hahajohnnyb : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

hahajohnnyb

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1346 days 21 hours ago...

Pretty damn hard to outlaw a weed that will grow anywhere. That being said, crazidutchbastrd a lot of your "facts" aren't 100% correct, some are, but you're looking at the situation through the eyes of a paranoid conspiracy theorist. That part about the first model T of what ever I know is bullshit.

ProudProudAussie : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ProudProudAussie

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1346 days 21 hours ago...

"Google the negative health side effects of pot, or more importantly the social problems it creates in a society that tolerates it."

I have done this and the same things keep coming up. Memory loss, slowed perception of time etc. If these are the only bad side effects I am really not all that worried. Drinking more than 2 standard drinks a week has been proven to aid memory loss aswell. But alcohol is OK to drink around our children. Its OK to turn into stumbling bumbling messes in front of our young.
For christs sake lucias how many times have people witnessed parents giving their child just a little sip of their beer or alcoholic drink? And this is socially OK? Grow up. Most people have more than enough alcohol in their house to kill 20 kids. Not to mention the pharmacy that most people have behind their bathroom mirrors. How about you google the amount of children that have died from getting hold of prescription medicine. How about you google the amount of adults that died or had adverse reactions to prescription medicine.
If my children found my pot stash and ate it all (all 2-3 ounces of it), they would not only be absolutely fine, they would have the best nights sleep they ever had. Your negative effects do not outweigh the good effects. For every 1 negative effect their is about 20 positive effects.
And as for it turning you impotent; my 6 year old son who has A grades at school and is a year infront of the other children his age and also my 4 year old daughter who seems to be progressing even faster; how did I conceive these kids then? I smoke way way way more than one joint a week. The stork didnt bring them lucias. I conceived them and the whole time; including my partner; WE SMOKED POT.

ProudProudAussie : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ProudProudAussie

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1346 days 21 hours ago...

And LUCIAS yes Fuck religion. Religion is why we have all these fucking wars. George bush with his good and evil, he is the only evil.
Our prisons and all your American ones are full of goody goody christians and other religions. And then people on death row use religion to try and tell society that they have changed and their sins have been repented. In their sick fantasies yes. In the mother, the brother, the sisiter who will never have another moment again with the loved ones that were taken from them? Certainly not. I have had a family member taken by another individual who is now free. No justice there. The person who murdered my family member? Not a pot smoker, not a drug taker. He didnt even drink alcohol. He was a christian.
Fuck you Lucias. You are a loser, you have no quantifiable input to any subject. Only the fallacies and myths that the pharmaceutical companies have drummed into our ears for 80 odd years now. Lets just keep getting hooked on prescription medication then that would be much better for you hey? And then use another prescription drug to ween them off the addiction that they have developed. Look at methadone. To try and get people off heroin. No. Methadone is just the pharmaceutical companies form of heroin. Why should the criminals get all the money when they can feed it to our society instead. You really have been brainwashed by the American government. Legalise it, tax it, use it for all the good uses industrially that it has. Someone mentioned the energy crisis, very good point. Suggest you all download a movie called END OF SUBURBIA. Marijuana may be the only thing that saves your sorry ass.

ProudProudAussie : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ProudProudAussie

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1346 days 21 hours ago...

How about all the mass suicides that all these religions and cults still take part in? They seem more mentally instable than the dudes that smokes pot. You know what? If they all got together and smoked a few bongs, nobody would kill themselves or anyone else because they would be having too good of a time to even think about anything like that. Keep our jails for killers.

With a name like lucias, I would worry about people thinking I was gay too.

Wonder what your stance is on gay people? Its wrong to smoke a bong but its OK to fuck another guy up the place that is reserved for things coming out? The reason our society is like it is today is because of misinformed bias people like you who continue to push outdated, christian beliefs. The church burned people at the stake. Maybe we should burn them. Like was pointed out earlier in these comments, the first bible was made of hemp. Wonder how many people ripped out the pages to smoke them?

ProudProudAussie : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ProudProudAussie

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1346 days 21 hours ago...

"The Congress shall have Power To lay and collect Taxes, Duties, Imposts and Excises, to pay the Debts and provide for the common Defence and general Welfare of the United States; but all Duties, Imposts and Excises shall be uniform throughout the United States;"

Your laws are not in the general welfare of the American Public.

"To raise and support Armies, but no Appropriation of Money to that Use shall be for a longer Term than two Years;"

How long you been invading another country and waging war for now?

These two quotes? From your constitution. Yeah. George Bush is your friend. Maybe should return to his so called "youthful indescretion" and start toking again. Might slow his perception of time a little so he can realise how he has destroyed a whole country. As well as sealing your fate. All by his little self.

ProudProudAussie : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ProudProudAussie

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1346 days 21 hours ago...

Amsterdam has no fights at coffeeshops or cafes, people are not running around in a psychotic state killing people. You can even by mushies which are considered a soft drug. There economy has grown, criminal and antisocial activity has reduced (except in places where they still serve alcohol which seem to be the only places that the local police are called out to; the pubs).

Explain how everyone getting together, smoking a joint, laughing and relating and reminiscing together; how is this antisocial? Drinking a bottle of booze by yourself at home then smashing up your house and your partner and your kids. Thats antisocial. Thats criminal.

Do an experiment and go to your local pub and count the number of people that are sitting by themselves slowly drinking away their money. Pot is free because it can be grown inside your home. Thats why its illegal. Because the government CANNOT and WILL NOT be ever be able to fully control the substance. Anything the government cant fully control, they prohibit.

What a fucking loser you are lucias. You and George Bush.

Lucias : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

Lucias

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1346 days 20 hours ago...

Thanks for the comments blong, harry pothead, and johnnyb. The super pro pot heads are a fucking joke, even more so than this editorial.

ProudProudAussie : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

ProudProudAussie

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1346 days 20 hours ago...

The joke will be on you buddy, when the evil weed you hate so much, will be the only thing keeping you bastards alive.

mudfrog : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

mudfrog

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1346 days 18 hours ago...

Holy crap i just read this whole forum and I feel like i just read a book.

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