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The game of choice for unemployed people or maintenance level workers is basketball.

The game of choice for frontline workers is football.

The game of choice for middle management is tennis.

The game of choice for CEOs and executives is golf.

Conclusion: The higher up on the corporate ladder you are, the smaller your balls are.

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DressToKill : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

DressToKill

-1 votes NegativePositive

901 days 8 hours ago...

Does the manager play with his marbles???

kage_no_shi : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

kage_no_shi

0 votes NegativePositive

901 days 1 hour ago...

Managers are below CEOS...."middle Management" play tennis apparently... ^_^;;

orangedoubt : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

orangedoubt

0 votes NegativePositive

900 days 5 hours ago...

har.

da_fireman19 : LVL 18: VP 2.7: said:

da_fireman19

0 votes NegativePositive

900 days 3 hours ago...

im unempoyed, my fav sport is basketball
sweeeeet

porkpie66 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

porkpie66

-1 votes NegativePositive

899 days 22 hours ago...

i'm management and my nuts are quite big ,i find this very insulting,thanks alot guys,

porkpie66 : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

porkpie66

0 votes NegativePositive

899 days 22 hours ago...

but then saying that my boss is a tiny little maggot tosser so it may be right after all

Acer_Vartan : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Acer_Vartan

0 votes NegativePositive

898 days 10 hours ago...

this joke is as old as they get....incidentally, managing a McDonalds franchise, isnt really "management", get over yourself.

expert77 : LVL 11: VP 2: said:

expert77

1 votes NegativePositive

898 days 3 hours ago...

wat for the prisident

410748552 : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

410748552

0 votes NegativePositive

898 days 1 hour ago...

good conclusion. how about pingpong ? it's even smaller and maybe the smallest. who is it for? how about George Bush? imagine it !

Nereth : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

Nereth

0 votes NegativePositive

897 days 2 hours ago...

"managing a McDonalds franchise, isnt really "management", get over yourself"

why the pointless insult dude, that other guy didnt say anything wrong. No need to get worked up over nothing.

dragon12 : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

dragon12

0 votes NegativePositive

892 days 21 hours ago...

call me a basket ball player

ninja_squirrel : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

ninja_squirrel

-1 votes NegativePositive

861 days 8 hours ago...

DressToKilll do you have to question everything you fuckin retard

pinman : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

pinman

0 votes NegativePositive

813 days 4 hours ago...

Wow really bad joke... somewhat true though, stereotypically speaking.. =]

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