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A blind man skydiving

A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him.

"I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go with the dog."

"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.

"I have a very keen sense of smell, and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.

"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.

He quickly answered, "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."

  • qtnik
  • posted by qtnik
  • Date 3/18/2006 10:00:50 AM
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simo13 : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

simo13

0 votes NegativePositive

978 days 23 hours ago...

not that funny

Vicar in a Tutu : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

Vicar in a Tutu

0 votes NegativePositive

978 days 3 hours ago...

Rating: (1.33 out of 5)
Total Votes: 3

...votes must be: 2, 1, 1.

not seen much worse than that before.

John_t1 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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0 votes NegativePositive

973 days 9 hours ago...

Doesn't make sense...

blk_bltmk99 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

blk_bltmk99

0 votes NegativePositive

970 days 1 hour ago...

wtf is all i can say

dragon12 : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

dragon12

0 votes NegativePositive

969 days 7 hours ago...

messed up

Aquateen_hungerforce16 : LVL 2: VP 1.1: said:

Aquateen_hungerforce16

0 votes NegativePositive

957 days 19 hours ago...

poor dog

darkklowntim : LVL 8: VP 1.7: said:

darkklowntim

1 votes NegativePositive

933 days 22 hours ago...

Ahahaha, that sounds pretty good an idea. I'm sure he blows through seeing eye dogs like crazy, but at least he can do his favorite sport. *thumbs up*

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