This redhead, brunette, and blonde were talking about space travel. They started talking about which planet they'd go to if they could travel in space.
The redhead said,"I'd go to Mars, because it is red, like my hair."
Then the brunette, not to be outdone, said,"Well I'd go to Saturn, because it's got all those groovy rings."
Finally, the blonde spoke up. She said,"I'd go to the Sun."
The redhead and the brunette laughed.
The redhead said,"Number one, the sun is not a planet." "And number two," the brunette finished,"you'd burn up."
The blonde said,"Well duh! I'd go at night!!!"
