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Man Sues Over Lack Of 'Lynx Effect'

A luckless Indian romeo is suing Lynx after he failed to land a single girlfriend during seven years of using their products.

Vaibhav Bedi, 26, is seeking £26,000 from parent company Unilever for the "depression and psychological damage" caused by the lack of any Lynx effect.

Court officials in New Delhi have agreed to order forensic laboratory tests on dozens of his half-used Lynx body washes, shampoos, anti-perspirants and hair gels.

Lynx - marketed as Axe in India - is famous for its saucy ads showing barely clothed women throwing themselves at men.

But Bedi says in his court petition: "The company cheated me because in its advertisements, it says women will be attracted to you if you use Axe.

"I used it for seven years but no girl came to me."

When contacted Unilever declined to comment on the case.

But India's leading compensation litigator Ram Jethmalani warned: "There is no data to substantiate the supposition that unattractive and unintelligent men don't attract women.

"In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish guys. I'd suggest that the company settles this issue out of court."

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  • Date 10/30/2009 6:33:15 AM
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br[OWN]ie : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

br[OWN]ie

20 votes NegativePositive

22 days 5 hours ago...

So is that why some Indians don`t use deodorant?

Kanthalas : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Kanthalas

13 votes NegativePositive

22 days 4 hours ago...

Damn I should have thought of that earlier. I could use free money for doing nothing.

SensiBreeze (Admin) : LVL 62: VP 5: said:

SensiBreeze

5 votes NegativePositive

22 days 4 hours ago...

that stuff smells like axe-hole, anyway!

Cadmius : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Cadmius

6 votes NegativePositive

22 days 3 hours ago...

Sir! An Indian man is suing Axe for not getting him a girlfriend!

Sounds like...

he felt....

singled out.

YYYYEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!

The Living End : LVL 60: VP 5: said:

The Living End

6 votes NegativePositive

22 days 3 hours ago...

I would`ve thought this story occurred in New Jersey.

sc1zzen : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

sc1zzen

-6 votes NegativePositive

22 days 2 hours ago...

ok can we get some sort of license or certification on the ability to make the csi jokes?

thunderoblivion : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

thunderoblivion

0 votes NegativePositive

21 days 22 hours ago...

you rock Cad, that made my day.

Woosh : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Woosh

5 votes NegativePositive

21 days 22 hours ago...

Correction:

"In fact some of the best looking women have been known to marry and date absolutely ghoulish AND RICH guys..."

rhuitron : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

rhuitron

2 votes NegativePositive

21 days 19 hours ago...

So axe, Wont take away the smell of Goat?

Who knew?!

hellrazor : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

hellrazor

0 votes NegativePositive

21 days 12 hours ago...

Well there`s an old saying "You can`t polish a turd"

RedNog : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

RedNog

0 votes NegativePositive

21 days 1 hour ago...

^ Myhtbusters proved that you could.

Paragon : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Paragon

1 votes NegativePositive

18 days 5 hours ago...

A company over exaggerates the effectiveness of their product? IMPOSSIBLE!

Commercials never lie to us!

Another example of the no win no win fee generation of pansy pricks!

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