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Keanu Reeves is Immortal

Well that just blew my mind.

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smurfbooger : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

smurfbooger

104 votes NegativePositive

25 days 16 hours ago...

This is so ridiculous it might just be true...

Fatelessdestiny : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Fatelessdestiny

60 votes NegativePositive

25 days 16 hours ago...

makes sense to me...only way to test the theory is to put a stake through his heart...or tie his legs to some rocks and drop him in a lake to see if he floats or not...

craggles : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

craggles

44 votes NegativePositive

25 days 16 hours ago...

I like .... but too short, needs more research!

Hannsimus : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Hannsimus

61 votes NegativePositive

25 days 15 hours ago...

so wait....Keanu Reaves is Jesus?



knew it all along.

draser : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

draser

35 votes NegativePositive

25 days 14 hours ago...

^ If that is true, then that means he doesn`t exist. I`m confused... Fucking Christians.

choreboy : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

choreboy

93 votes NegativePositive

25 days 13 hours ago...

newb..... keanu reeves isn`t jesus, jesus is keanu reeves....

Vizreel : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Vizreel

19 votes NegativePositive

25 days 8 hours ago...

WHOW!

pr0mythius : LVL 24: VP 3.3: said:

pr0mythius

Hidden (Show Comment) -8 votes

25 days 7 hours ago...

idk bout all that .. but he deffinately resembles the french dude

Hannsimus : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Hannsimus

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25 days 5 hours ago...

@choreboy; heh heh nice dude.

proconsul : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

proconsul

22 votes NegativePositive

25 days 5 hours ago...

lmao @ tutankhamun

jarnomiedema : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

jarnomiedema

32 votes NegativePositive

25 days 1 hour ago...

Can you imagine hearing the sermons of Jesus in that `California Surfer Dude` accent of Keanu Reeves? Wow..

Aeroboy : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Aeroboy

6 votes NegativePositive

25 days ago...

Whoa...

NinjaKid : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

NinjaKid

72 votes NegativePositive

25 days ago...

It makes sense, I mean; I`ve never seen Keanu Reeves and Jesus in the same room at the same time!

Wonfis : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Wonfis

7 votes NegativePositive

24 days 23 hours ago...

Well, Jesus could stop bullets and acted pretty high all the time too.

imjac : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

imjac

41 votes NegativePositive

24 days 23 hours ago...

I for one, don`t buy it, if he really had more than 2000 years to practice acting, he wouldn`t suck at it that much.

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