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Burger King's 7-Patty Whopper

From CNN: Burger King's 7-Patty Whopper In Japan For Microsoft Promotion - 10/23/09

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Red Heaven : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Red Heaven

65 votes NegativePositive

28 days 16 hours ago...

*insert lewd comment about Asian women, swallowing, and copious amounts of meat*

Vizreel : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Vizreel

Hidden (Show Comment) -32 votes

28 days 15 hours ago...

Windows 7 is still crap, though, no matter how hard you try to "meat" coat it.

fattam : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

fattam

44 votes NegativePositive

28 days 15 hours ago...

she`s more manly than I am :(

NickAngel : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:2007 Winner

NickAngel

68 votes NegativePositive

28 days 12 hours ago...

HAHAHAHAHA. Windows 7 and the 7-Patty Whopper - two things that will fuck up your system.

\paste : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

\paste

5 votes NegativePositive

28 days 11 hours ago...

It reminds me of the Flatliner at the Burgershot in GTA4.
Dumping this 2 pounder must be a hell of a challenge...

Tada : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Tada

1 votes NegativePositive

28 days 10 hours ago...

It`s a standard PR stunt to get the media to bring attention to the fact that 7 is launching. Considering that CNN has picked up the story, it seems to be working. I mean no one is actually buying it and it contains no special ingredients or something so the cost of it is just announcing it.

JonTheGoose : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

JonTheGoose

4 votes NegativePositive

28 days 8 hours ago...

Whoa. Was that a black man in Japan??

beef n broccoli : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

beef n broccoli

23 votes NegativePositive

28 days 8 hours ago...

^ There is a population of blacks in Japan, but methinks this one flew over just for the whooper.

saltesc : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

saltesc

81 votes NegativePositive

28 days 7 hours ago...

Just for the people that know nothing about computers and base all of their Microsoft experiences off other people`s "tales", and things they suffered 9 years ago with out-dated versions of Win98 and XP SP-1 or perhaps even early builds of Vista...

Windows 7 is fucking amazing. No shit... it`s phenomenally amazing. I`ve been using it since open beta and the first day it blew my mind. Resource management, stability, UI, functions, speed... it`s just insanely smart. You can`t even compare 7 to Vista or XP. Even in beta with poor drivers and a 64-bit system, it never faultered where Vista would. It still has never crashed, never had an error, never even stopped to take a shit. Whenever it notices itself slacking off, it picks up and fixes itself without the user realising... and it is so smooth. And that taskbar... I love it... and my RAM loves it... and hard drives... and it`s distribution for multi cores is just gorgeous *fap fap fap fap*

So shut the fuck up and try it.

On-topic a bit more... that burger is fucking disgusting...

Powers16 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Powers16

Hidden (Show Comment) -21 votes

27 days 21 hours ago...

^ i want to up vote your comment but i think that 7 votes on it fits it well, so you can just vote me up instead lol

NickAngel : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:2007 Winner

NickAngel

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27 days 20 hours ago...

"So shut the fuck up and try it."

You buying?

jackfaust : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

jackfaust

14 votes NegativePositive

27 days 1 hour ago...

and why the fuck is this burger not in the US????

thundersalmon : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

thundersalmon

53 votes NegativePositive

26 days 23 hours ago...

^ the 7 patty whopper is not released in the US because of fears that the extra weight increase of already overweight population would force the entire continent underwater and flood the rest of the planet.

stbasdf : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

stbasdf

17 votes NegativePositive

26 days 22 hours ago...

i read that there have been an increase in heart attacks in japan after western fast food was introduced there

ambulance : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

ambulance

0 votes NegativePositive

26 days 21 hours ago...

if this opened in north america they would see even higher profits.

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