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A US man is facing a charge of indecent exposure - after failing to get dressed before making himself a morning cup of coffee in his own kitchen.

A passer-by spotted Eric Williamson, 29, through his kitchen window in Springfield, Virginia, at 5.30am and reported him to the police.

Mr Williamson, a driver, from Hawaii, says none of his roommates were at home at the time, reports Fox News.

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," he said.

The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a seven-year-old boy at the time.

A police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

But Mr Williamson, the father of a five-year old girl, complained: "I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid."

Williamson faces up to a year in jail and a $2,000 fine, if convicted. He plans to fight the charge and says he may sue local police.

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oddjob458 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

oddjob458

66 votes NegativePositive

30 days 15 hours ago...

Who the fuck walks their kid at 5:30 AM?

nyforever : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

nyforever

28 votes NegativePositive

30 days 15 hours ago...

What? Seriously?

thundersalmon : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

thundersalmon

51 votes NegativePositive

30 days 15 hours ago...

staring in windows at 530 in the morning, and the naked guy gets charged?
am I the only one that thinks this is a little backwards?
once again, the complaint was largely self inflicted.

choreboy : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

choreboy

13 votes NegativePositive

30 days 15 hours ago...

prolly some deadbeat mom with a paper route, making her kid carry all the newspapers, her next step, if he isn`t convicted, is a law suit. some bitch ass liberal will award her 2 million in damages, just to help with reelection.

Jombie : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

Jombie

68 votes NegativePositive

30 days 15 hours ago...

If it was a woman naked, and a man looking in, the man would be arrested.

cliffy340 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

cliffy340

2 votes NegativePositive

30 days 14 hours ago...

"some bitch ass liberal will award her 2 million in damages, just to help with reelection."

That`s a pretty disingenuous statement Choreboy. I would hope that regardless of your political leaning, people would see the absurdity of this arrest. Why even make a partisan statement like this anyways?


@Jombie - Too true.

NO-FATCHICKS : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

NO-FATCHICKS

46 votes NegativePositive

30 days 14 hours ago...

For fuck`s sake, can`t a guy be comfortable in his own house anymore? It`s just a goddamn dick. He wasn`t covered in cream and plastering his ass against the window and moaning at the kid. He was making coffee.

Does the mom actually think seeing another man`s penis is so mindblowing and new and psychologically damaging to this kid that she had to go call the cops instead of just telling her son that there`s nothing to be alarmed about. It`s assholes like this that try to make people feel guilty about changing in a public pool.

This is such a wad of bullshit. If he really wanted to be seen by the public naked, he`d be streaking downtown covered in grease and peanut butter while shouting racial slurs and shooting fireworks while riding a horse, NOT just standing at 5:30 in the fucking morning waiting for some dumb bitch and her ugly child.

Mr6Sozac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

Mr6Sozac

12 votes NegativePositive

30 days 12 hours ago...

man! someone slap this b*tch with a d*ck X_X

Uzo : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Uzo

-1 votes NegativePositive

30 days 11 hours ago...

And here I was expecting to see Dr Manhattan ...

Ducky8707 : LVL 6: VP 1.5: said:

Ducky8707

15 votes NegativePositive

30 days 8 hours ago...

Well I did some digging look what I found

Channel 5 reports the woman and 7-year-old boy who saw him naked apparently had cut through Williamson`s front yard from a nearby path.

dumb bitch was trespassing...

Source: http://www.wtop.com/?nid=25&sid=1790464

northern_tide : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

northern_tide

0 votes NegativePositive

30 days 7 hours ago...

now i cant even materbate in my own home.

hellrazor : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

hellrazor

0 votes NegativePositive

30 days 6 hours ago...

I`ll tell the cops "You charge me for being naked in my own house? fine, fuck you take me to jail naked then"

leoleotheiii : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

leoleotheiii

8 votes NegativePositive

30 days 5 hours ago...

^yeah thats not really smart

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