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On the night Super Smash Bros. Brawl was released, Stutterin' Craig from Screwattack.com had an advance copy that he was auctioning off at a GameStop. The biggest douchebag in the world, however, decided to (not) show his face.

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  • Date 10/20/2009 4:31:20 PM
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13 Comments

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Dusma : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Dusma

1 votes NegativePositive

32 days 12 hours ago...

HA!

delt_osvp : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

delt_osvp

17 votes NegativePositive

32 days 11 hours ago...

lol, calls the cops on himself. Even the cop knew he was a douchebag.

Rekon : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Rekon

5 votes NegativePositive

32 days 11 hours ago...

Wife: "Are you sure you have to work so late, y`know you really need to spend more time with your son, Jason, your either working or glued to that stupid gamecube"
Jason: "Shuuuuuuduuup"

doosharm : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

doosharm

6 votes NegativePositive

32 days 3 hours ago...

What was that guys deal? Was he just a customer out of the crowd?

The Living End : LVL 60: VP 5: said:

The Living End

6 votes NegativePositive

31 days 3 hours ago...

Alert! We`re at DoucheCon level 4! Why so serious buddy??

ElementalDragon : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

ElementalDragon

11 votes NegativePositive

31 days 2 hours ago...

doosharm: that`s what makes it so funny. he WAS a customer in the crowd. He wasn`t even visible as far as i could tell.... but i guess he musta noticed, or heard, that they were filming, and... you know... WALKED INTO VIEW of the camera, saying he didn`t want to be filmed.

News flash for the genius... you won`t get filmed if you don`t walk up to the camera.

And the Super Smash Bros. launch day Darwin Award goes TO....

I just thought it was funny when the one guy told the non-wanting-to-be-filmed guy to get a haircut while he was at home, the guy said "Fuck you", and stuttering craig was like "Geez, you hear that everybody? Who`s disturbing who out here?"

sc1zzen : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

sc1zzen

13 votes NegativePositive

31 days 2 hours ago...

lol fag didnt get his game AND he got arrested GJ Stutterin` Craig!

ManicMan : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

ManicMan

2 votes NegativePositive

30 days 23 hours ago...

they should have shown his face, maybe he owes child support or something

PinkyPie : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

PinkyPie

0 votes NegativePositive

30 days 20 hours ago...

He thought they were gonna spoil the ending like all those people do outside the harry potter movies.

azntxsw127 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

azntxsw127

1 votes NegativePositive

30 days 19 hours ago...

HAHA! I love how he try to tell the douche the address of the gamestop. He must be too ugly to be shown on camera, so he want to spare the viewer of his shame.

azntripledragon : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

azntripledragon

0 votes NegativePositive

30 days 19 hours ago...

lol @ "The number is 9-1-1!"

Vhorthex : LVL 12: VP 2.1: said:

Vhorthex

7 votes NegativePositive

30 days 16 hours ago...

Probably some closet Wii player, and he didn`t want his X360/PS3 friends to know about his adoration for Nintendo. ;)

Cheers,

arahon : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

arahon

0 votes NegativePositive

28 days 19 hours ago...

lol all the money that was going towards that game is going towards his Bail.

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