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Here’s a cautionary tale for those tempted to dip into the Halloween candy early.

Not one to wait until the last minute, Violet Bishop has already purchased goodies to dispense to trick-or-treaters.

Well, the other night the 87-year-old Coeur d’Alene resident was about to watch “Dancing With the Stars.” And she wanted a snack.

“I was lying there and decided that a sweet morsel of chocolate would be rather gratifying,” she said.

So she went to the kitchen and got a small box of Milk Duds from her Halloween stash.

“I took the box with me and went back to my bedroom.”

Keeping an eye on her TV, she got on her bed.

“I reached for my Milk Duds box and poured a couple of morsels in my hand and threw them back and started to munch.”

So far, so good.

“As I enjoyed the chocolate and caramel taste, it appeared that one of my Milk Duds was not as fresh as the others. One was rather crunchy and I could not get it to soften up, no matter how hard I tried.”

Finally, she removed the dud Dud from her mouth. She wanted to see what the problem was.

“I found out.”

Apparently, as she had shifted into position on the bed, a hearing aid had fallen out of her ear and dropped right into the little box of candies.

The hearing aid coated with chocolaty goodness. Fortunately, it wasn’t destroyed nor was there any dental damage.

It cost Bishop $199 to get it cleaned up and made ship-shape again. But she learned her lesson.

“As much as I love my Halloween candy, I’ll be sure to notice what I’m eating.”

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G-This : LVL 58: VP 5: said:

G-This

1 votes NegativePositive

43 days 15 hours ago...

This would`ve been funnier if it was the other way around.

"Melts in your mouth, fucks up your ear."

nzo : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

nzo

20 votes NegativePositive

43 days 15 hours ago...

I wonder how anyone even found out about this. I mean, after she tried to eat her hearing aid did she call all the local news stations or what?

xmagiczx : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

xmagiczx

10 votes NegativePositive

43 days 14 hours ago...

^What? U havent heard? this is making headlines around the world man.

Violetninja420 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Violetninja420

7 votes NegativePositive

43 days 13 hours ago...

I just lit the wrong end of my cigarette, someone call CNN.

Conte : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Conte

4 votes NegativePositive

43 days 13 hours ago...

Why is this even an article? Who gives a fuck about this?

Godsim : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

Godsim

0 votes NegativePositive

43 days 12 hours ago...

That`s one hell of a hearing aid when you don`t even notice a difference without it.


On a side note: Fuck you, news section! I really mean it.

Commander Fluffy : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Commander Fluffy

1 votes NegativePositive

43 days 12 hours ago...

this article only supports my belief in euthanasia for the elderly.

Godsim : LVL 47: VP 5: said:

Godsim

2 votes NegativePositive

43 days 9 hours ago...

@nzo:

Never heard of the IJINF ?
(InsayneJayne`s Irrelevant News Foundation)

Just dial 911-0.

Ice_ghost : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Ice_ghost

0 votes NegativePositive

43 days 6 hours ago...

This is news?

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