A man has been arrested after breaking into the backyard of a house and jumping into the swimming pool - while naked and covered in faeces.
The incident happened, inevitably, in Florida.
The owner of the house in Stuart, Florida, told authorities that he heard the intruder smash through the screen of his pool on Saturday night and splash into the water.
According to police, after landing in the pool, the nude, faeces-covered man then stole a towel, and fled.
The homeowner said he recognised the intruder as someone he'd seen around the neighbourhood. A police dog team was used to track down the suspect, who was identified as 21-year-old Robert Stark Higgins.
Higgins told sheriff's deputies that he had been drinking.
He has been charged with burglary to an occupied dwelling, disorderly conduct and misdemeanor theft.
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