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What to do and not to do when going out for sushi.

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9/27/2009 7:14:43 PM

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NoNamesLeft! : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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56 days 14 hours ago...

don`t tell me what to do . . . i do what i want! If i want to dip the rice portion of my sushi into a mix of wasabi and soy sauce ill do it.

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MrFrunzi : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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51 days 21 hours ago...

You`ll sometimes get better sushi doing things the right way. Shit. I want some sushi now.

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Glitchen : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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51 days 21 hours ago...

Nice to know about paying the chef thing, but if I`m giving him money, I`ll eat it whatever way I want. And that includes a fork.

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Dirt Digger : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

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51 days 20 hours ago...

...and don`t ask for cream & sugar with your green tea.

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RowdyTavern : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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51 days 18 hours ago...

That is such a load of pompous bull crap. and no you will not get "better" sushi if you eat it "correctly" All the sushi chef wants is your money and for you to come back. That list makes sushi chefs sound like nazis. GTFO peace.

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PokeyGorilla : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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51 days 17 hours ago...

^ has nothing with getting better sushi. It`s about etiquette and politeness.

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RowdyTavern : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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51 days 17 hours ago...

^All right I can see your point. However, does the way I dip my sushi really matter? What if I really like the wasabi/soy sauce combo? I like the way the rice absorbs more of the sauce than the fish. That`s why I dip my sushi rice down. Personally I would think eating sushi with your hands would be worse than putting ginger on your sushi. Using the blunt end to pick up your sushi from the shared plate? Come on man you`d get slimy hands. What if you are getting some teriyaki beef from the shared plate? Would you use the blunt end of your chopsticks for that? What if you can`t fit the whole piece of sushi into your mouth? Should you risk choking rather than being "impolite"? For the love of God! I need to know!!

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Uzo : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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51 days 17 hours ago...

^ No. Seriously. This is pompous bull crap. You can tell me it`s about politeness and etiquette, but the simple fact is even in Japan most people don`t bother with this shit.

And of course you don`t give any goddamn money to the chef - you won`t get any goddamn change - and he`s handling food. I don`t hand the chef in a Western restaurant the bill directly.

There`s a cash register and a waitress at the door for your convenience.

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RowdyTavern : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

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51 days 16 hours ago...

Well, yeah, obviously you would give your money to your waitress. Or to the old lady in the corner who is making those origami napkins.

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I ManBearPig L : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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51 days 3 hours ago...

You put wassabi on the plate, pour soy sauce on the wassabi and mix. Then dip.
Poster mistakes you being at a sushi bar, it just says sushi etiquette, not sushi bar etiquette imo.

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