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pimp635 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

pimp635

16 votes NegativePositive

57 days 7 hours ago...

damn see thats why cheating spouses are skinny

Vuarra : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Vuarra

2 votes NegativePositive

57 days 5 hours ago...

Chestnut.

Dustin14 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Dustin14

16 votes NegativePositive

57 days 4 hours ago...

So to loose the most weight I would need to apply a condom then remove her clothes using my teeth without her consent while trying to find the g-spot in the Italian chandelier position, faking an orgasm with my wife knocking on the door.

Romuhdekips : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Romuhdekips

3 votes NegativePositive

57 days 3 hours ago...

^ Apply a condom without an erection that is.

Vuarra : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Vuarra

0 votes NegativePositive

56 days 8 hours ago...

^^ That would get you to lose a pound. Not counting the weight of the semen.

PokeyGorilla : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

PokeyGorilla

1 votes NegativePositive

55 days 4 hours ago...

You`re telling me doggystyle burns more calories then the wheelbarrow, bullshit.

kahn : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

kahn

0 votes NegativePositive

48 days 18 hours ago...

Well, I got to find out what the Italian Chandelier position was. Still not eager to try it out though.

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