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The Chuck Norris Facts!

Chuck Norris is on the "Best Damn Sports Show" and reads out 'facts' about himself.

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TeKnO_CaLiTY : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

TeKnO_CaLiTY

19 votes NegativePositive

1337 days 1 hour ago...

Very funny for those of you who are familiar with the whole Chuck Norris phenomena.

KeithM : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

KeithM

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1337 days 1 hour ago...

Wrong. It's not funny to anyone with a brain.

TeKnO_CaLiTY : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

TeKnO_CaLiTY

7 votes NegativePositive

1337 days 1 hour ago...

are you kidding me do you even know who Chuck Norris is?............. i guess you are just a child with no sense of humor.

thepowerofhat : LVL 25: VP 3.4: said:

thepowerofhat

6 votes NegativePositive

1337 days 1 hour ago...

I spent nearly 30 minutes two days ago trying to find a .wmv of this... Good catch, heh.

what77 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

what77

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1337 days 1 hour ago...

I don't particularly like the ones they read except for the pushup one, but there are some pretty funny ones.

i.dunno : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

i.dunno

1 votes NegativePositive

1337 days 1 hour ago...

hahahaha awesome....yo teckno cality, u just gotta accept the fact that theres people like kiethm out there.

TeKnO_CaLiTY : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

TeKnO_CaLiTY

12 votes NegativePositive

1337 days 1 hour ago...

Yeah there are much better ones at www.chucknorrisfacts.com

The ones he reads were entertaining but not the best.

"Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it." -one of my personal favs.

"When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side."

there are sooo many classics on that site its good times!~

ModMan24 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

ModMan24

-3 votes NegativePositive

1337 days 1 hour ago...

Wonder if hes watched Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

TLs4 : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

TLs4

9 votes NegativePositive

1336 days 21 hours ago...

Chuck Norris has two speeds... walk and kill

i.dunno : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

i.dunno

3 votes NegativePositive

1336 days 21 hours ago...

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

afrothunder75 : LVL 14: VP 2.3: said:

afrothunder75

2 votes NegativePositive

1336 days 20 hours ago...

OMFG Just the fact he is reading them, makes even more hilarious.

usnavvet : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

usnavvet

1 votes NegativePositive

1336 days 20 hours ago...

#11 - The reason America doesn't take shit from anyone, Chuck Norris chased all the pussies into Canada!

Just kidding canucks, just kidding. No offense meant. Really.

Dominate : LVL 16: VP 2.5: said:

Dominate

-6 votes NegativePositive

1336 days 20 hours ago...

i think its funny that they made facts about chuck norris coz he was such a lameo, and now he more famous and everyone know him because of it...my mom tells me chuck facts!!! seriously!!

L to the iQuId : LVL 23: VP 3.2: said:

L to the iQuId

0 votes NegativePositive

1336 days 20 hours ago...

Alex3000 is a faggot

you fail at the internet


enjoy your aids

Immanuel : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

Immanuel

1 votes NegativePositive

1336 days 20 hours ago...

It's nice that at least the guy is cool enough to get a few laughs out of these. Now that I think about it, he probably prays for the guy who came up with this so that he is not forgotten. In any case, great sense of humor makes even our Chucky sexy..

My fav: Chuck Norris (or Jack Bauer, I forgot which one) and MacGyver were locked in a room. In five minutes, Chuck Norris made a bomb out of MacGyver and got out.

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