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Boy Faked Kidnapping Over Bad Report

An 11-year-old US boy faked his own kidnapping to avoid bringing home a bad school report.

The pupil claimed a man in a red car grabbed him as he left school in Huntsville, Alabama, and forced him into the vehicle.

He told police that the man was armed with a pistol and told him: "I'm going to take you somewhere and kill you."

The boy claimed that he managed to jump out of the car, leaving behind his school bag which contained his report, and ran to his grandparents' house.

Sgt. Mark Roberts said police were suspicious that the boy had somehow been able to escape with his band instrument, but not his bag.

The boy eventually confessed to making the whole thing up to cover for his bad grades. His grandfather called police to apologize and report the boy's story.

Police said the boy faces no charges at this time. The whereabouts of the school bag and report card are still unknown, reports the Huntsville Times.

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Sev : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Sev

4 votes NegativePositive

67 days 9 hours ago...

STOP THE PRESSES, MICK! YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS!

gruel : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

gruel

16 votes NegativePositive

67 days 9 hours ago...

This and that rape-kill piece of news. Our kids are really starting to care about their education, this is a good start.

mph_ragnarok : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mph_ragnarok

0 votes NegativePositive

67 days 8 hours ago...

^ it`s not that....

i used to get yelled at a lot for bad grades, i would do anything to avoid a bad report card.

Byck : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

Byck

27 votes NegativePositive

67 days 8 hours ago...

^^^^^ Except for studying apparently.

koryo : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

koryo

1 votes NegativePositive

67 days 4 hours ago...

God, I hated report card day!

Rosenkruez : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

Rosenkruez

0 votes NegativePositive

67 days 2 hours ago...

In middle school, I used to just tell my parents I didn`t get it yet, that held `em off till the end of the year report cards! If anything it shows how smart kids that age are.
We had 2 choices, as we concluded in our strategy sessions at lunch: Endure 4 weeks of the consequences and residual guilt of getting a bad report card; or Endure 1 week of consequences and residual guilt for a bad year-end Report and still have the summer to look forward to.
The simpleness disguises the subtlety and genius of the plan, my friends and I used to debate this shit in lunch, we were sneaky little cunts.
Just in case anyone wonders about the consequences of this kind of subterfuge: all of us went on to become AP/Honors students in HS, we`re all Juniors in top colleges, couple of guys got into Ivy Leagues. ESs/MSs are jokes, I think HS is also but it filters out the hopeless cases. Sorry for length.

leoleotheiii : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

leoleotheiii

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67 days 2 hours ago...

"i used to get yelled at a lot for bad grades, i would do anything to avoid a bad report card."

ONLY???

d1dgreat1 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

d1dgreat1

-1 votes NegativePositive

67 days 2 hours ago...

Wow! what a success story Rosenkruez...

spiked punch : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

spiked punch

0 votes NegativePositive

66 days 17 hours ago...

In K-12, in the USA, just scan with white/baize/tan/etc. out, use Photo Shop to match the color perfectly, get professional looking paper, and print. Stupid kid.

One hour tops.

If, and only if, you need to show your parents.

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