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Karate Instructing Jesus

Jesus is not the great karate instructor he claims to be.

posted by Ingenuity321
8/27/2009 8:52:34 PM

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MrFrunzi : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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84 days 22 hours ago...

Don`t they kick the shit out of him until he`s dead? That`s pretty fucked up man.

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Motaro : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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84 days 12 hours ago...

Ahaha

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Sev : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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84 days 12 hours ago...

I don`t think this is funny. Whoever made this doesn`t respect the value of human life.

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tokentiki : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

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84 days 12 hours ago...

^why is that? doesn`t even make sense to me

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mufasa1023 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

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84 days 12 hours ago...

^ i`m guessing this is a video still off of a website like Nothingtoxic where the guy gets killed in the fight

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BaconSoda : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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84 days 11 hours ago...

^ Actually it was on spikedhumor. The guy in the white robe crushed his head, more or less, when he was on the ground. Kept stepping on it. Was freaking disgusting, made me sick to watch.

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yepitsbooker : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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84 days 11 hours ago...

jesus is a horrible fighter, why would he get karate lessons from him

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Danielnator : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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83 days 22 hours ago...

Not cool.

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antibioticman : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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83 days 14 hours ago...

never know if he was dead or not. yes i also felt sick after watching the vid but hey even if he was badly hurt its still the internet.

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demontrace : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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83 days 4 hours ago...

^This is a stretch but...

Maybe some day a car is going to hit you and kill you, but your life is amazingly saved by the mentally disturbed martial artist. But now the man has been killed, so your life won`t be saved. How does this make you feel?

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LordMaster : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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79 days 10 hours ago...

Seriously, this is not funny at all and should be removed immediately. I look at the weekly gallery for humour, not a tasteless joke about some poor guys brutal murder. Whoever made this picture needs some serious fucking therapy and not in a funny `we all need therapy` way. WTF?!?

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Ingenuity321 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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75 days 8 hours ago...

^Plus 1 on that comment^.... Spikedhumor is no place for such tasteless jokes. Whoever posted this shit should have his face stomped by a deranged karate student.

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