Paddy was working at the fish plant in Cork
when he accidentally cut off all 10 of his fingers.
He went to the emergency room in Cork `s hospital.
The doctor looked at Paddy and said,
`Lets be avin` da fingers and I`ll see what oi can do`.
Paddy said, `Oi haven`t got da fingers.`
`Whadda ya mean you haven`t got da fingers?
Lord Tunderin` Jesus, it`s 2009!
We`s got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques.
I could have put dem back on and made you like new!
Why didn`t ya bring da fingers?!?`
And Paddy said,
`An how da fock was I `spose to pick them up????
