Reported to 911, as a " 211-Armed Robbery: in Progress". A small group of want-to-be Banditos rode their "Fluorescent Lime Green Stallion" into the neighboring McDonalds in San Mateo to order up a super size helping of trouble. After making their bold order, and receiving their bag of ill gotten goodies with... a side of fries.
They all headed on back to their crib in their glow-in-the-dark Hoopty to share in their ill gotten bag of McDonalds Goodies... ( But, unaware to the Banditos...) The police were called as their french fries still were cooking! Within minutes their license number was traced to their hideout, where the police task force now had set their trap and were now... all patiently waiting in the shadows for the junk food bandits to arrive.
( Also waiting... was one lone news photographer with a police scanner and broadcast camera with (Night Vision) to capture it all for the history books~! )
For the big occasion... The San Mateo County Drug Task force used their Ace "Super Secret Hybrid Stealth Weapon" to corral "The Wayward/Way-Weird" Bandito Crew. Who never in a million years would have ever thought they would be nabbed by a tricked-out Prius Hybrid Police Cruiser~! ??
So goes the tale of the Fluorescent Lime Green Getaway Vehicle [not] to be ridden off into the sunset like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid... But, now only to be written about in the history books and folklore for generations yet to come as "The Way-Weird Fluorescent Bandito Crew from EPA".
" Yip-E-O-Ki-Ay "??
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