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When an anaconda attacks, DO NOT yank your hand out... unless, of course, you particularly dislike your hand.

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8/15/2009 12:41:51 PM

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s3r4ph : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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103 days 13 hours ago...

My friend had a 7 foot anaconda that bit 3 people. while the bites didn`t look bad at all and didn`t bleed very much, 15 minutes later they were grotesquely swollen and itchy. Apparently tons of nasty bacteria in that things mouth.

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pyranos : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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103 days 13 hours ago...

When are they going to fire the douchebag announcer...

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demontrace : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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103 days 10 hours ago...

^Imagine being in a life or death situation, and only his narration can save your life. Would you be able to survive?

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scanjet : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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103 days 7 hours ago...

Bear Grylls would`ve just eaten the snake...and his hand too.

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Kugh : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

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103 days 6 hours ago...

i would bite the anaconda back

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Flynn_2006 : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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103 days 5 hours ago...

I just run away.

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Nuther10cent : LVL 5: VP 1.4: said:

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103 days 5 hours ago...

FINALLY someone posts a video like this. This whole time I`ve been doing it wrong.

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kturt133 : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

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103 days 5 hours ago...

Made me think of the episode of aqua teen when shake buys meatwad a snake and it eats all of them

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napalm4sd : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

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103 days 5 hours ago...

How about I just never go near a anaconda? Wouldn`t that work to?

Also,Bear Grylls would have killed the snake, had sex with its corpse, and used it`s skin as toilet paper.

Damn I wish I was Mr.Grylls

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