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Man to Marry Pillow

A Nigerian man who says he cannot get a girlfriend because of his bad stutter has announced plans to marry his pillow.

Okeke Ikechukwu, 26, a labourer, from Lagos, told the Daily Metro that his stammer made it difficult for him to speak to girls.

"Since I am a stutterer, ladies have always laughed at me whenever I try to talk to them," he said.

"I have needs, and so I have taken to sleeping with my pillow in my arms ever since I was 16. I have grown to fall in love with it, and I intend to spend the rest of my life with it."

Mr Ikechukwu also said that, unlike a woman, the pillow would cost him little or nothing to maintain for the rest of its life.

"I think it will make the ideal mate for me," he said.

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azntripledragon : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

azntripledragon

24 votes NegativePositive

104 days 8 hours ago...

how much fucking jizz is gonna be on that pillow and then on his own face?!?!

Naruto_Freak_92 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Naruto_Freak_92

21 votes NegativePositive

104 days 8 hours ago...

ewww, his pillow`s probably all crusty.

rc : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

rc

15 votes NegativePositive

104 days 7 hours ago...

This man has a fantastic idea.... apart from the sex bit....

No nagging at least

Cynical : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Cynical

47 votes NegativePositive

104 days 7 hours ago...

A pillow doesn`t get jealous if you want an extra pillow.

Mark333 : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Mark333

-6 votes NegativePositive

104 days 7 hours ago...

"A pillow doesn`t get jealous if you want an extra pillow."

... or a hooker

ShapeSphere : LVL 62: VP 5: said:

ShapeSphere

17 votes NegativePositive

104 days 6 hours ago...

Will you have this pillow to be your wedded wife, to live together in the holy estate of mattress-mony?

I du(vet).

E0D0D : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

E0D0D

11 votes NegativePositive

104 days 5 hours ago...

"unlike a woman, the pillow would cost him little or nothing to maintain for the rest of its life."

...Holy crap he is right

PernStar : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

PernStar

16 votes NegativePositive

104 days 5 hours ago...

I l-l-l-l-love m-m-m-m-my p-p-p-p-pillows

G-This : LVL 58: VP 5: said:

G-This

13 votes NegativePositive

104 days 4 hours ago...

I`m going to marry Spankwire

dontlookatme : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

dontlookatme

2 votes NegativePositive

104 days 3 hours ago...

most of us wanna marry spankwire. and at least his pillow won`t nag him off a boat.

irishkreme : LVL 21: VP 3: said:

irishkreme

8 votes NegativePositive

104 days 3 hours ago...

See, They said this would happen when we allowed gay marriage!!!!

/Sarcasm

d1dgreat1 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

d1dgreat1

-2 votes NegativePositive

104 days 3 hours ago...

shouldn`t it read: "Ssssiiiincccce Iiiiii ammmmmmmm aaaaaaaaa stttttttutttttttterrrrrrer, ..." he said.

Sev : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

Sev

4 votes NegativePositive

104 days 3 hours ago...

" S S Since I`m uh uh uh uh st t t uttterer ladies have always la la la la laughed at me whenever I t t t t try to t talk to them," he stuttered."

friedmeat : LVL 15: VP 2.4: said:

friedmeat

-1 votes NegativePositive

104 days 3 hours ago...

i got a spam 4o4 letter from him,iiiiit sssssstated tttthhhhhat a ppppppilow lllleft mmmmme aaaaaa fffffortune.

G-This : LVL 58: VP 5: said:

G-This

-1 votes NegativePositive

104 days 2 hours ago...

He thrusts his fists against the posts but still insists he sees the ghosts...

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