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Husband Jumps In River To Escape Nagging

A Chinese lorry driver jumped into a fast-flowing river because he couldn't take his wife's nagging anymore.

Zhou and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, reports the Chongqing Evening Post.

Members of the ship's crew saw the man suddenly run out of his cabin with his hands covering his ears, and shouting: "I can't stand it any longer."

They initially thought he was suffering from an ear injury and went to help him but found he was unhurt.

"While we were still puzzling over the this, his wife ran up and continued nagging him," said one crewmate.

"The husband covered his ears again and said: 'I need a break' before jumping over the side into the rushing river.

"We immediately found lamps to light up the water but found nobody. The possibility of survival can be zero."

However, later that night, police found the man who had managed to swim more than a mile across across the broad river.

"I felt I was dying, but even that's better than my wife's nagging," he reportedly told the police.

The couple were reunited the following morning at the local police station where Zhou's wife promised to give up her habit of nagging him.

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  • Date 8/10/2009 7:01:20 AM
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mph_ragnarok : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

mph_ragnarok

48 votes NegativePositive

103 days 13 hours ago...

i`m kind of surprised she got the point

The Trunk Monkey : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

The Trunk Monkey

34 votes NegativePositive

103 days 13 hours ago...

Glad to hear this guy had a happy ending, although it remains to be seen that she`ll actually keep her word.

You know it`s bad when jumping off a boat seems like a good idea.

Kugh : LVL 45: VP 5: said:

Kugh

23 votes NegativePositive

103 days 13 hours ago...

people that annoy you

E0D0D : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

E0D0D

27 votes NegativePositive

103 days 13 hours ago...

So they only stop nagging you if you almost kill yourself?

pyranos : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

pyranos

25 votes NegativePositive

103 days 12 hours ago...

She`s a woman. Give it a day, she`ll be nagging him again.

Cahu : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Cahu

20 votes NegativePositive

103 days 12 hours ago...

N_gger

thrasymacus2000 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

thrasymacus2000

0 votes NegativePositive

103 days 8 hours ago...

So why didn`t he just throw HER off the boat?

Oh sorry, that`s only legal in India, not China.

spiked punch : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

spiked punch

1 votes NegativePositive

103 days 3 hours ago...

@ hellrazor

Vowels cost $200 each. Pay up.

scuba21 : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

scuba21

0 votes NegativePositive

102 days 23 hours ago...

jesus, have you ever heard a woman nag in chinese? There`s a reason its not considered a romance language you know. Fuck, I would have jump and just kept swimming until I hit another country.

Bollo Delux : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Bollo Delux

0 votes NegativePositive

102 days 19 hours ago...

"We immediately found lamps to light up the water but found nobody. The possibility of survival can be zero."

Translation: We had a quick look, but realised we were losing money by diverting from our course so left him for dead.

BurstAero : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

BurstAero

0 votes NegativePositive

102 days 19 hours ago...

Poor guy, I don`t blame him at all

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