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Real Time New Rules Aug. 7, 2009- Dumb and Dumber Edition

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dilated : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

dilated

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105 days ago...

i dont think the 9/11 comment fit in with the rest at all.

dude_from_detroit : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

dude_from_detroit

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105 days ago...

^It`s ironic the only reason I ever watched this douchebags show was cuz he helped me hate bush so good.
But clearly both men work for the same interest, so the sucker was me.

Venomousvole : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Venomousvole

9 votes NegativePositive

104 days 20 hours ago...

^ I find your sentiments strange and off-putting. the bush comment was pretty good, I thought. hating bush is like hating the purple dinosaur suit. and if bill`s a douchbag Idk what a douchebag is anymore.

anoniem : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

anoniem

3 votes NegativePositive

104 days 13 hours ago...

hating on bush just advertises your ignorance,
as does calling people names to discredit them rather than presenting an argument.
(9/11 comment)
bush was nothing but a pawn, as is most everyone else in public view.

bill`s smug expression after each joke is really starting to get on my nerves too.
i`m sure he has a small part thinking up each one but he always gets that look like
"goddamn im fucking hilarious. these people love me."

Xerxes161 : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

Xerxes161

27 votes NegativePositive

104 days 5 hours ago...

Is there a way to watch this show without an audience? Sometimes it seems like they start clapping before they know what`s being said.

vee445 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

vee445

5 votes NegativePositive

104 days 5 hours ago...

"i`m sure he has a small part thinking up each one but he always gets that look like "goddamn im fucking hilarious. these people love me.""

I gotta disagree with you there. Usually when he gives that face I always think that he`s thinking, "fuck... I can`t believe the writers are making me say this." At least half of his jokes just bomb completely (not saying that`s terrible, look at Jimmy Fallon).

Anyway, I like Maher because he makes fun of the system, even if he is part of the system. He`s not always right and I don`t always agree with him, but I`m always happy when I see people question the people in charge. As far as the cesspool of US media goes, he`s floating towards the top, and I`ll take what I can get.

ParticleMan420 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

ParticleMan420

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104 days 4 hours ago...

^^ that`s kind of the point of that whole vid we watched.

people are idiots. like those truthers up there offended by the 911 comment.

PokeyGorilla : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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104 days 4 hours ago...

Fuck bill maher

dilated : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

dilated

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104 days 3 hours ago...

not offended by the 9/11 comment at all, used to criticism by now ;) . it just doesn`t fit. people who believe there`s a conspiracy, usually think so because they`ve checked the evidence out for themselves, and his point is people`s ignorance...oil vs water. its the ugly duckling of his points. the broken mirror.

Khamiak911 : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Khamiak911

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104 days ago...

awesome

n0val33t : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

n0val33t

5 votes NegativePositive

104 days ago...

"checked the evidence out for themselves" So that`s what they call browsing the internet these days...

Ought to be a crazy check on forums

If it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck ... it must be a T-Rex?

dilated : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

dilated

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103 days 21 hours ago...

^it`s a step up from not questioning the official story at all then criticizing those who do. if evidence isn`t found on the internet what else is a person supposed to do? go to ground zero and check with their own eyes? listen to what fox and cnn have to say? even the 9/11 ommissions report can really only be found online, realistically. the only info you`ll find in a library is relatively ancient.

you just have to dismiss anything found on the internet because 95% of it points to inside job.

fayte havoc : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

fayte havoc

2 votes NegativePositive

103 days 14 hours ago...

All I`m saying is there`s alot of unanswered questions about 9/11. Not trusting the governments story doesn`t make me a conspiracy theorist. I`ll leave it at that

wtexasranger : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

wtexasranger

-1 votes NegativePositive

103 days 11 hours ago...

If you can`t fight the facts, attack your opponent. Bill lives by this rule.

ParticleMan420 : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

ParticleMan420

-2 votes NegativePositive

103 days 8 hours ago...

"people who believe there`s a conspiracy, usually think so because they`ve checked the evidence out for themselve"

you`ve got or seen no evidence. all you`ve seen are internet rumors and truther theories that dont add up.

you`re free to believe whatever retarded theories you want, but that doesnt make them right and it wont stop people from calling you crazy, dumb, retarded, etc.

99.9% of religion shows that it`s bullshit too, but people still believe it.

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