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Wank Tells Fucking To Get A Grip

Fed-up residents of the Austrian town of F**king are being offered a helping hand by their German neighbours in a town named W**k.

The people of F**king have grown tired of English-speaking tourists acting out their village's name (and also, no doubt, of amused British journalists writing stories about it.)

But now residents of the German town of W**k have told them grasp the opportunity.

Juergen Stoll, who runs the W**k guest house, said: 'The people in F**king should cash in on their fame.

'I have so many visitors here at the W**k guest house that we have the mattresses all in a line in one big room for people to sleep on. Otherwise we couldn't fit everybody in.

If the name helps to bring the tourists in, then why not cash in on it? In these credit crunch times every little helps,' he added.

In summer visitors can take hikes up the 1,780 metre W**k Mountain, or, if they prefer, take it easy in the four seater W**k cable car that goes all the way to the peak.

There are numerous opportunities to enjoy paragliding at W**k, and in winter it's possible to go skiing on the W**k piste.

Local tourism chiefs say they realised that although the name meant nothing in German, it was a goldmine when it came to attracting English-speaking visitors.

A W**k tourism spokesman said: 'There are W**k postcards on sale although many people prefer to take their own W**k holiday snaps standing beside Welcome to W**k signs.'

F**king recenty announced plans to install CCTV to deter tourists from lewd behaviour beside their roadsigns. The mayor of F***ing, Franz Meindl, previously complained: 'We don't find it funny. We just want to be left alone. We don't harm anyone and just want to live in peace.'

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  • Date 8/5/2009 9:53:45 AM
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Woosh : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Woosh

46 votes NegativePositive

109 days 7 hours ago...

Is `wank` really bad enough of a word to warrant censoring?

elcidcampeon : LVL 51: VP 5: said:

elcidcampeon

42 votes NegativePositive

109 days 7 hours ago...

So basically, in response to the complaining, the town of Wank called the town of Fucking a... fucking wanker?

selfworm : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

selfworm

17 votes NegativePositive

109 days 7 hours ago...

"we have the mattresses all in a line in one big room for people to sleep on."

Kind of weird sleeping with strangers in Wank me thinks.

WilliVanilli : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

WilliVanilli

12 votes NegativePositive

109 days 7 hours ago...

Oh Jesus Christ Vampire Slayer I love this planet.

bajaboy (Admin) : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

bajaboy

4 votes NegativePositive

109 days 7 hours ago...

@Woosh - I was wondering the same thing myself.

shumbum : LVL 40: VP 4.8: said:

shumbum

10 votes NegativePositive

109 days 7 hours ago...

F**king could learn a thing or two from W**k.

Tada : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

Tada

9 votes NegativePositive

109 days 7 hours ago...

Fucking Wankers...

Rewire : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Rewire

8 votes NegativePositive

109 days 6 hours ago...

Fucking Austria

italmike2k2 : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

italmike2k2

-2 votes NegativePositive

109 days 5 hours ago...

"We don`t find it funny. We just want to be left alone. We don`t harm anyone and just want to live in peace"

No ones attacking them. They`re the ones causing the problem by complaining in the first place. So your town has a stupid name, rename it or leave.

Bollo Delux : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

Bollo Delux

0 votes NegativePositive

109 days 2 hours ago...

If I went to Fucking and didn`t get a fuck I`d ask for my fucking money back.

Enthasius : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

Enthasius

1 votes NegativePositive

108 days 22 hours ago...

Woosh - Helps to know that over here (UK) wank/wanker is one of the harsher curse words.

Yutakasama : LVL 28: VP 3.7: said:

Yutakasama

1 votes NegativePositive

108 days 20 hours ago...

WANK.

M0re B33r : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

M0re B33r

1 votes NegativePositive

108 days 16 hours ago...

make sure you spend a good amount of time in fucking before you go to wank

Amendment IX : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

Amendment IX

1 votes NegativePositive

108 days 14 hours ago...

Fucking Austrians , this is really getting old now.

Venomousvole : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Venomousvole

1 votes NegativePositive

108 days 12 hours ago...

Mountain of Wank.

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