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Jesus Spanks

When we get sick, it means the Lord is spanking us.

posted by InsayneJayne
8/6/2009 9:03:47 AM

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mostafa.redha : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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116 days 17 hours ago...

Jesus says who`s your daddy!!

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that1guy : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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114 days 13 hours ago...

So Jesus is a bisexual pedophile with a spanking fetish?

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MrFrunzi : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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113 days 23 hours ago...

Can someone shop Pedobear`s face over Jesus`?

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oddjob458 : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

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113 days 15 hours ago...

When I read the title Jesus Spanks, I thought we were going to see Jesus looking at porn. I`m not so sure that this is any better though.

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wowza1985 : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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113 days 14 hours ago...

^^
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/187781/Jesus-Pedobear-Spanks.html

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shadowking18 : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

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113 days 14 hours ago...

apparently, priests really are taking after him...what do ya know

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G-This : LVL 58: VP 5: said:

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113 days 13 hours ago...

Dear Jesus,
Why do my balls itch?
Your friend,
G-This

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Malkaveer : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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113 days 13 hours ago...

so...disease isn`t caused by viruses or bacteria, it is caused by a Jesus who took away my protection?

But I remember very clearly wearing my protection that night...

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G-This : LVL 58: VP 5: said:

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113 days 13 hours ago...

^Yeah. Me, too. That`s why I`m not sure why my balls are stinging...

Hopefully I get some answers soon. Got a hot date tonight.

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EckJerome : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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113 days 6 hours ago...

Fuckin` Catholics lay down a literal God-Damned guilt trip on their kids from the day they`re born. It`s no wonder they`re all a bunch of fruitcakes by the time they grow up.

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