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Good Dancers Make The Fittest Mates

As generations of men with two left feet have learned to their cost, having the dance floor prowess of Mr Bean is no help in the mating game.

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8/8/2009 1:27:38 PM

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beef n broccoli : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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112 days 12 hours ago...

Hear that fellas? do the carlton dance and get laid!

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Uzo : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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112 days 12 hours ago...

Mahahhaa. This research I`m sure was done by a bunch of nerdy white fellas sitting around thinking "Damnit ... why don`t we get any?"

It`s true though, without a doubt. Chicks dig a guy who can dance. It`s anecdotal evidence, but I met a pretty girl a few years back. We hit it off at a house warming party, and then the party moved to a nightclub, where I shook my Uzo thang. Our son was born in May last year (oh yes, I have spawned).

(Seriously, I hate dancing on principle. But if there`s a hot dame then you`ve gotta let some of your principles slide. White fellas who go dancing `for fun` are either gay or lying, in my experience.)

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Cadmius : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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112 days 9 hours ago...

Yay! Im golden then.

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smackattack : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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112 days 6 hours ago...

"Men who rated highly tended to have stronger hand grips than those with lower scores." I think she goofed when she said that I`m sure it`s the other way around.

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Dirt Digger : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

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111 days 4 hours ago...

Considering the first guy was Disco Stu...

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funberg : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

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111 days 2 hours ago...

Wow! When girls only know one thing about a person they prefer the person that is good at it, that`s amazing. The ladies are going to love me if they only judge people by their sarcasm.

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Awaken : LVL 1: VP 1: said:

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102 days 13 hours ago...

@smackattack Hand strength is a quick measurement of overall strength, adding to the notion that guys ability to dance and overall strength go hand in hand.

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