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Chuck Norris Truck Paint Job

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posted by InsayneJayne
8/4/2009 6:25:48 AM

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rhuitron : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

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108 days 13 hours ago...

This is what I am thinking this thing will sounds like:
Spark of insanity: [about Walters wife giving him a book on reincarnation]

Walter: Maybe one day I`ll be reincarnated and come back as a sensitive guy.
Jeff Dunham: Sure.
Walter: Driving a blue frickin` Prius.
[laughter]
Walter: That is the saddest little vehicle.
Jeff Dunham: It`s a great car!
Walter: You ever heard it when you drive by?
Jeff Dunham: No.
Walter: It goes "IIIIII`MMMMMMM GAY".
[laughter]
Walter: "IIIIII`MMMMMMM GAY".
[laughter]
Walter: Yeah, and when it idles, it goes "Homohomohomohomohomo."

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Smokey-69er : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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108 days 12 hours ago...

I dont get this paint job, it looks like Chuck staring into a wall of sperm...

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Needless_Kane : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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106 days 7 hours ago...

^If Optimus Prime were human, he`d wear Chuck Norris underwear.

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Malkaveer : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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105 days 12 hours ago...

Best security system ever.

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Powers16 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

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105 days 8 hours ago...

fuck chuck norris.... Yeah i said it.... You got a fucking problem with it? didnt think so.

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Macro : LVL 13: VP 2.2: said:

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105 days 2 hours ago...

^i`m right there with you. Why does this guy have such a legendary name? He was the star of the most shittiest action movies ever. The series texas ranger amused me as a kid. That`s about it.

Let me disform a norris joke for you...

What`s the difference between chuck norris and mahatma gandhi?

Chuck norris SHOULD have died many years ago.

edit: i smell a massive downvote coming, oh well

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