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Woman Has Sex with Amusement Park Ride

A Pennsylvania woman claims she has a very satisfying sexual relationship … with an amusement park ride.

Amy Wolfe says she loves 1001 Nachts so much that she plans to marry it.

The “Magic Carpet”-themed ride is located at Knoebels Amusement Park in Elysburg, but the 33-year-old says she manages to ride the machine at least 300 times a year, even though she lives 80 miles away.

When she can’t share the ups and downs of life with her lover, she uses pictures of it to satisfy herself at home.

Wolfe suffers from OS (objectum sexual), a condition where people develop sexual feelings toward objects.

She also has had relationships with spaceship models, the World Trade Center, a church organ and a banister railing.

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XSR : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

XSR

0 votes NegativePositive

116 days ago...

... I`d hit it.

stunttt : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

stunttt

11 votes NegativePositive

116 days ago...

lol marry it? how the fuck does she plan to do that one, drives 80 miles to be sexual with it lol, shit move closer

Joshmg25 : LVL 48: VP 5: said:

Joshmg25

44 votes NegativePositive

116 days ago...

It looks like Pugsley from the Addams family.

^ I would not hit it.

spyvsspy : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

spyvsspy

47 votes NegativePositive

116 days ago...

I would hit it....with a brick

Naruto_Freak_92 : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Naruto_Freak_92

40 votes NegativePositive

116 days ago...

she banged the world trade center? She must have been traumatized after 9/11.

thundersalmon : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

thundersalmon

20 votes NegativePositive

115 days 23 hours ago...

^
no, the world trade center was becoming too possessive. calling all hours of the night driving by to check up on her. it was becoming too much for her to maintain the relationship, so she convinced al quaida do remove the obstacle so she could be free to date other inanimate objects.

satsugai : LVL 29: VP 3.8: said:

satsugai

3 votes NegativePositive

115 days 22 hours ago...

Reminds me of something I read once about people who are sexually attracted to cars, there`s a certain word for that but can`t remember it.

nastc1 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

nastc1

6 votes NegativePositive

115 days 22 hours ago...

I live in Penn and Knoebels amusement park is less than an hour away. I`ll get a pic of this lady mid-orgasm. lol

Überfuckerwit : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

Überfuckerwit

45 votes NegativePositive

115 days 22 hours ago...

Wow. An amusement park ride is getting more pussy than 99% of people on this site!

InsayneJayne (Admin) : LVL 65: VP 5: said:

InsayneJayne

7 votes NegativePositive

115 days 20 hours ago...

thundersalmon probably writes the best fanfics ever.

sc1zzen : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

sc1zzen

6 votes NegativePositive

115 days 18 hours ago...

YES THAT`S A WOMAN
i call bullshit, she would have to date a fucking inanimate object, anything else would run in fear.

Commander Fluffy : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

Commander Fluffy

3 votes NegativePositive

115 days 17 hours ago...

they actually had a character like this on nip/tuck.



and i had no idea that was a woman in that picture until i read the comments >_<

novaflash : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

novaflash

15 votes NegativePositive

115 days 16 hours ago...

never
going
on
that
ride

amithar : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

amithar

1 votes NegativePositive

115 days 15 hours ago...

W T F !!!

demontrace : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

demontrace

4 votes NegativePositive

115 days 14 hours ago...

I never would have thought that was a woman. I thought it was a 12-13 year old boy. In which case, I`m going to refrain from comments that would point to her being a woman, and sex not being that hard for her to get. She clearly has a tough time, since she`s fucking magic carpets, and buildings.

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