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Turtle Loves Sex

Repeatedly banging his head against a hard surface really gets him warmed up and in the mood.... Maybe she should have done the same.

posted by OldHungry
7/27/2009 8:14:54 AM

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saltesc : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

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123 days 12 hours ago...

Male tortoise: "OH FUCK YEAH!! NNGRR!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! OH YEAH!!!
Female tortoise: "...*sigh*"

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Flynn_2006 : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

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123 days 12 hours ago...

Sounds like a squishy toy. LOL

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tony : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

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123 days 12 hours ago...

i love the short breaks of breathe that lead to the climactic finish.

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Needless_Kane : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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123 days 12 hours ago...

I guess the turtle came before the rabbit.

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Trickee : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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123 days 11 hours ago...

so thats how ninja turtles fuck

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blade9z : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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123 days 9 hours ago...

The look on his face is just so wrong,lol. I think he realise he is performing in front of the camera has has to look and sound the business, like they do in human porn.

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