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Turtle Loves Sex

Repeatedly banging his head against a hard surface really gets him warmed up and in the mood.... Maybe she should have done the same.

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15 Comments

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saltesc : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

saltesc

3 votes NegativePositive

123 days 12 hours ago...

Male tortoise: "OH FUCK YEAH!! NNGRR!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!! OH YEAH!!!
Female tortoise: "...*sigh*"

Flynn_2006 : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

26 votes NegativePositive

123 days 12 hours ago...

Sounds like a squishy toy. LOL

tony : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

tony

27 votes NegativePositive

123 days 12 hours ago...

i love the short breaks of breathe that lead to the climactic finish.

Needless_Kane : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

Needless_Kane

58 votes NegativePositive

123 days 12 hours ago...

I guess the turtle came before the rabbit.

Trickee : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

Trickee

2 votes NegativePositive

123 days 11 hours ago...

so thats how ninja turtles fuck

blade9z : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

blade9z

23 votes NegativePositive

123 days 9 hours ago...

The look on his face is just so wrong,lol. I think he realise he is performing in front of the camera has has to look and sound the business, like they do in human porn.

generic_imitation : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

generic_imitation

3 votes NegativePositive

119 days 19 hours ago...

@ :45 and 1:02... yep that turtle`s splashin some eggs. lol

JamalSugarlips : LVL 22: VP 3.1: said:

JamalSugarlips

Hidden (Show Comment) -13 votes

119 days 19 hours ago...

Yet another repost from TodaysBigThing.com

kolcat04 : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

kolcat04

0 votes NegativePositive

119 days 19 hours ago...

go ninja go ninja GOOOOO!!!!!!

Shifty : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Shifty

5 votes NegativePositive

119 days 19 hours ago...

ummmm FUCK YOU Jamal ahhh much better : ]

prince_among_men : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

prince_among_men

37 votes NegativePositive

119 days 18 hours ago...

that is just like me during sex. same facial expression, same noise- everything! freaky.

he just lasts a bit longer.

Caramelman : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

Caramelman

2 votes NegativePositive

119 days 16 hours ago...

That`s the actual freken sound!? omg lol that`s out of this world hilarious

Daydark : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

Daydark

2 votes NegativePositive

119 days 13 hours ago...

I laughed when it started sounding like a human on helium!

ripgekko309 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

ripgekko309

22 votes NegativePositive

119 days 13 hours ago...

Im going to spankwire

PokeyGorilla : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

PokeyGorilla

12 votes NegativePositive

119 days 11 hours ago...

I love the expression on the female turtle. It`s like "hurry the fuck up already"

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