- I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
- Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
- I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
- You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
- BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
- I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
- So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute!
- I'm just driving this way to tork you off.
- Keep honking, I'm reloading.
- As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
- I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
- Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
- Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
