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Teenager Pans Pensioners

A 14 year-old teenager from the Moscow region city of Volokolamsk has beaten his grandmother and her friend up with frying pan, Russian website Life.ru reports.

A paroxysm of rage seized Artem, when his 67 year-old grandmother Zoya was loudly discussing the new details of a beloved TV serial with her friend, a 70 year-old Sofia.

The angry teenager repeatedly told them that they were preventing him from falling asleep. However, the old ladies only rebuked the boy for insolence.

According to the report, Artem could not take the criticism from his grandmother and knocked her out with the first thing he could seize in the kitchen. Unfortunately for the woman it was a heavy frying pan. After that the infuriated teenager struck the other old lady, who was knocked out immediately.

Having dealt sharply with the obstacles obstructing his way to Morpheus's kingdom, Artem went to his room and dropped off to sleep.

When the teenager’s grandmother came to her senses she called the police.

Not long afterwards the old ladies were taken to hospital, where doctors say their condition is in not life threatening.

The delinquint Artem is awaiting the end of a preliminary investigation.

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  • Date 7/22/2009 7:20:29 AM
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Mike. : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Mike.

30 votes NegativePositive

124 days 6 hours ago...

"Unfortunately for the woman it was a heavy frying pan".

Unfortunately? I`d say that`s rather fortunate, considering his state of rage and a range of life-threatening objects, that can be found in the kitchen(knives, forks).

Anyway, I understand his frustration. When you`ve had a rough day, trying to sleep and some grannies talking about their shitty soap operas, that seem ridiculous to you. Earlier, old age was considered a sign of wisdom and experience. What`s so wise about a soap opera or TV in general? Now there are just some old farts everywhere, abusing their status, demanding to be treated like kings. It`s like everyone in the world owes them something and they do what they want, not having to take other people`s wants and needs into consideration.

Violetninja420 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Violetninja420

22 votes NegativePositive

124 days 6 hours ago...

He should have thrown a rolling pin at her feet and picked up the frying pan like, "Let`s settle this once and for all!"

tikis : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

tikis

14 votes NegativePositive

124 days 5 hours ago...

A challenger appears..

E0D0D : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

E0D0D

19 votes NegativePositive

124 days 5 hours ago...

DOUBLE KILL

mph_ragnarok : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

mph_ragnarok

4 votes NegativePositive

124 days 4 hours ago...

"
Having dealt sharply with the obstacles obstructing his way to Morpheus`s kingdom, Artem went to his room and dropped off to sleep. "

Morpheus`s kingdom ? hahahahaha
author is a hilarious guy

bdcarlitosway : LVL 20: VP 2.9: said:

bdcarlitosway

-4 votes NegativePositive

124 days 3 hours ago...

So he knocks out his grandmother with a pan and then goes to sleep..... Only in Russia

smokemylungs : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

smokemylungs

4 votes NegativePositive

124 days 2 hours ago...

At first I thought how dare this punk pull this shit to his own grandmother, but after finishing the story, I no longer thought that.

My grandmother is the same and if I lived with her, I`d probably have to use the frying pan to shut her gob.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

7 votes NegativePositive

124 days 1 hour ago...

It`s easier to kidnap the tv and leave a note to tell granny to be quiet or the tele gets it.

leoleotheiii : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

leoleotheiii

-2 votes NegativePositive

124 days ago...

only in russia

EDIT wow someone already beat me to the "only in russia joke" oh well it was poor taste anyways, some one might as well knock me out with a pan as well

Fuzzyman123 : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

Fuzzyman123

2 votes NegativePositive

123 days 4 hours ago...

Flawless victory?

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