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Why us Brits don't like the french....

How many French men does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows, they've never tried.

Vive La Resistance!

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Madnug : LVL 43: VP 5: said:

Madnug

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988 days 11 hours ago...

Nobody likes the French.

sum_guy : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

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988 days 7 hours ago...

if you havent already, heres an interesting trick: type "french military victories" into google and hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button, NOT the search button. Click the correct spelling for a good list.

PI3R-IV3 : LVL 7: VP 1.6: said:

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986 days 22 hours ago...

"french military defeats "
lol
i am french but very good post "sum_guy"
very funny
breizh!

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