- You know the pizza boy by name.
- You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark.
- You live for getting mail. (E-mail included)
- Prank phone calls become funny again.
- Wal-Mart is the coolest store.
- World War III could take place and you'd be clueless.
- You start thinking and sounding like your roommate.
- Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth.
- Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime.
- You find out milk crates have so many uses.
- The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday night).
