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The Safest Table Saw Ever Built

You won't believe this new safety invention table saw!!! Very clever, patented award winning technology by inventor Stephen Gass Ph.D.

posted by Leilah
7/14/2009 1:56:24 PM

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Thump : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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135 days 22 hours ago...

Well I won`t be using that to cut my sausages!

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fattirefury : LVL 42: VP 5: said:

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135 days 21 hours ago...

Do it with a finger
Anything found on the internet should not be described as `new`

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Venomousvole : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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135 days 21 hours ago...

it`s a shame it can`t tell between live meat and dead meat, there`s a few one armed mexican meat processors who could have had use of it.

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roflninja : LVL 32: VP 4.1: said:

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135 days 20 hours ago...

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Domagos : LVL 26: VP 3.5: said:

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135 days 16 hours ago...

You can buy it and then use it to impress your girlfriend by saying, "Look babe, my cock is so full of MIGHT that this blade retracts in fear if it gets too close!"

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dopefiend : LVL 30: VP 3.9: said:

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135 days 14 hours ago...

^ lol, you first

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The.Kid.Crochet : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

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135 days 10 hours ago...

This guy was on Time Warp on Discovery Channel and actually used his finger in the slo mo aswell, freakin amazing.

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Taylornator : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

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135 days 10 hours ago...

My shop teacher said these things were a piece of overpriced crap. apparently the only good this about those saws is the fact that it won`t cut your finger off. the rest is cheap. and even the safety feature isn`t as good when cutting certain woods with different moisture contents. if the wood is too moist, then it will spring the mechanism and you just lost $200 on a saw blade.

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dude_from_detroit : LVL 27: VP 3.6: said:

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135 days 8 hours ago...

I discovered sawstop in like 2005, old news, this is a bad idea, safety and caution are important while using power tools.I feel this promotes carelessness.Ive seen men lose fingers on a saw before, not pretty.

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Just Pete : LVL 19: VP 2.8: said:

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135 days 8 hours ago...

Dr, Evil`s saw fails to kill the hero again.

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mooseman : LVL 38: VP 4.6: said:

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135 days 8 hours ago...

^^ lowering the chances of an accident != a slack attitude to safety.

when i worked in a mill, when servicing a machine, we had to put a padlock on the power button for everyone servicing it, plus a safety. so that the machine couldnt be turned on without everyone unlocking it. there was no chance anyone could get hurt, but we always worked carefully.

its like saying `safety belts promote reckless driving`

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