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Open a Banana Like A Monkey

There`s a dumb way to open your banana, and there`s a smart way. After this, do you still think you`re smarter than a monkey?

  • selfworm
  • posted by selfworm
  • Date 7/13/2009 7:52:10 PM
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selfworm : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

selfworm

67 votes NegativePositive

132 days 10 hours ago...

He`s wearing monkey boxers :)

Violetninja420 : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Violetninja420

102 votes NegativePositive

132 days 8 hours ago...

Mind = Blown

EDIT: Im sorry, was just looking at the tags, `queef`?

HairyLikeAnimal : LVL 33: VP 4.2: said:

HairyLikeAnimal

Hidden (Show Comment) -28 votes

132 days 8 hours ago...

so why didnt he just bend the top stem part off the banana so it peels instead of biting it?....

dreadgoth : LVL 31: VP 4: said:

dreadgoth

Hidden (Show Comment) -19 votes

132 days 7 hours ago...

This guy sounds like a freaking infomercial, trying to sell something to simplify a task that was simple to begin with.

selfworm : LVL 44: VP 5: said:

selfworm

63 votes NegativePositive

132 days 7 hours ago...

^^because sometimes it just bends instead of breaking off.

DoctorRandomercam : LVL 41: VP 4.9: said:

DoctorRandomercam

123 votes NegativePositive

132 days 7 hours ago...

Anything to say about oranges? What`s their problem?

wholesome : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

wholesome

148 votes NegativePositive

132 days 7 hours ago...

Monkeys also have an interesting way of dealing with their feces.

thorkon : LVL 37: VP 4.5: said:

thorkon

147 votes NegativePositive

132 days 5 hours ago...

I know when I do this in public people are gonna see me eating a upside down banana and think i`m stupid.

fatninja : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

fatninja

Hidden (Show Comment) -55 votes

132 days 2 hours ago...

I knew that my entire life. He`s just retarded.

amnesiac : LVL 36: VP 4.4: said:

amnesiac

150 votes NegativePositive

132 days 2 hours ago...

and what else could Britney do with the banana?

blade9z : LVL 34: VP 4.2: said:

blade9z

59 votes NegativePositive

132 days 2 hours ago...

Fuck the monkeys, we are human, we will invent a device to open the banana the other way, stay tune to your shopping channels.

tadpole : LVL 17: VP 2.6: said:

tadpole

62 votes NegativePositive

132 days 2 hours ago...

Monkey see monkey do.

Flynn_2006 : LVL 46: VP 5: said:

Flynn_2006

32 votes NegativePositive

132 days 2 hours ago...

^ Do you like carrots?

Cahu : LVL 39: VP 4.7: said:

Cahu

44 votes NegativePositive

132 days 1 hour ago...

Someone apply auto tune to this please

Bummer : LVL 35: VP 4.3: said:

Bummer

24 votes NegativePositive

132 days 1 hour ago...

Britney has been playing with bananas too much

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